DaNnY_LaD
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1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with
sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you
shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by
giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to
remind her to "suck it".
26. *******s are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all
parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's
trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand
firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly
on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.
    
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Liam
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Some good one's there
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drunkenfool
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corsa_chelle
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Robin
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number 28
and number 17 made me chuckle for some reason
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STEvieXE
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lol all so true
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stubs
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What;s 26 meant to say?
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DaNnY_LaD
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Fannehys
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stubs
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ah!
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ed
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I thought porn was real. I slapped a girl in the face with my willy, it gave her a nose bleed and she started to cry 
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
I thought porn was real. I slapped a girl in the face with my willy, it gave her a nose bleed and she started to cry
You wish your willy could give a girl a nosebleed!
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ed
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DaNnY_LaD
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quote:
Originally posted by stubs
quote:
Originally posted by ed
I thought porn was real. I slapped a girl in the face with my willy, it gave her a nose bleed and she started to cry
You wish your willy could give a girl a nosebleed!
PMSL
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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
I thought porn was real. I slapped a girl in the face with my willy, it gave her a nose bleed and she started to cry
i slap my girls face with my willy all the time, she loves it
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mav
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corsa_chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
I thought porn was real. I slapped a girl in the face with my willy, it gave her a nose bleed and she started to cry
lmao
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ed
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I was also fucking this girl once, I shouted Yea, you love it you fucking dirty whore bitch, just like I had seen in a porno. She slapped me, grabbed her clothes and ran out the room
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K17STY
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