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Author funny U2U
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I just had to share this. Two daft cnuts talking shoot.

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Tom - I had plain cheese butty's (skint) a minute ago they were rank
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Dave - I'm skint but a man needs to eat I'm thinking those new Hula Hoops and a beef and mustard sandwich
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MMmmm I'm gonna go and smoke in a min might go for a walk into town
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pics of fitties you see in town
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How I am not good at inconspicuous photograhy

Vice versa P
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I still don't have a phone some cnut is supposed to be sending me an orange sim card...

Someone at work is selling a Samsung D500 for £60. Is this a good deal? I was extremely tempted.
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My mate just bought one (of another mate though) for £20 i'd offer £40 still sounds cheap

You didn't expect I would look before this week at the earliest did u

Will dig it out later
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I'm in no rush matey whenever you get the time.

I might offer £40. Seems like an OK phone.

Just remembered your love letter with the old sim I got a very strange look off of Amanda PMSL!!!
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My writing piss poor isn;t it ohhh u mean the content she must have been worried eh
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writing was fine you should see mine like a spider with ink on its legs has crawled across the page...
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A daddy long legs
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yes

Tom you need to try the new Hula Hoops Ridges. Nice big bag so you get plenty in there. BBQ chicken flavour
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Ridged for your pleasure

What's the difference?
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they're ridged Tom

like Mccoys. And they're bigger
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So they're nothing like hoola hoops
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ffs Tom

They Hula Hoops, thats their name. But instead of a smooth texture they are ridges. And ever so slightly bigger. You also get more in a bag.

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So they are still cylindrical (SP) not just flat and round like for example A McCOY
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I used the McCoy as an example to explain the ridgeness of the crisp. They are still cylindrical (sp)
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PHEW
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Tom
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10th Oct 06 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Robin
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10th Oct 06 at 13:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


pics of McCoy style Hula Hoops S'il vous plait.
Tom
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10th Oct 06 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Chewin' the fat
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10th Oct 06 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm sure Google Image will provide you with the answers you need Rob

and Tom, you're lucky I didn't include what was said about Match Day

 
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