ed
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There is a man crawling through the desert, he is so thirsty that he is going to die any minute now through dehydration. The man sees a lamp buried in the sand ahead, so he goes over to the lam as quickly as possible and rubs it. A genie pops out of the lamp and grants the man 3 wishes.
For the first wish the man asks to be in a most beutiful lagoon in the desert with lots of food and water. The genie grants this first wish and the man is now sitting in a deck chair sipping fruit juice and eating a meal. The genie then asks the man what his second wish is, so he replys that he wants to be the richest man on earth. The genie grants this wish and the man is surrounded by bars of gold and cases and cases full of £50 notes. The genie then asks the man what the thir wish is to be. The man thinks long and hard about his decision. He concludes that as he lives in a beutiful lagoon and is increadibly rich all he needs now is some women. The asks the genie if wherever he goes all women will love him, he changes his wish slightly and says that he wants all the women on earth to NEED him! The genie grants his wish and the man is turned into a tampon....
The moral of the story kids is that all things that seem too good to be true almost always have a string attached to them  
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3CorsaMeal
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i give it a 6/10
i gave it 6 because i thought the string was attached to the tampon (the tampon bit being the only bit that wasn't too good to be true) it was bad
i think a more suiting moral would be as followings:
"be careful what you wish for"
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ed
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It made me chuckle when I was told it the other day, though it wasn't the best one I have heard recently.
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Dave A
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what is the best one you have heared recently then?
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Nismo
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Lame , everyone knows that your 3rd wish would allways be to have unlimited wish|
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Matt H
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How did he get into the the desert?
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Marc
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Imagine the size of woman that would use that tampon 
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3CorsaMeal
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what good are £50 notes in the desert?
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Marc
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Can spend them in the Sand Castle Casino 
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3CorsaMeal
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why is it that people only find magic lamps when they in ridiculous places?
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Matt H
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Yes, never in a lamp or magic store
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Cybermonkey
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
* 2 litres of low fat milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 litres of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a 500g jar of coffee
* a 250g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped
the Drunk as to her Marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you knowthat?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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SteveW
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i like that one.. no Ed not yours.. that one sucked ass
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