GREG 1
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Stars In Their Eyes
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>
>A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches,
with
>a
>plaster cast from his feet to his hips.
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>Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come
out
>here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?'
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>'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle
when we
>had a really bad accident.
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>Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was
trapped in
>the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free.' 'The doctors
had
>me
>in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs.'
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>'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?
'asks
>Matthew.
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>'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my
uncle
>had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances
in
>medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto
mine. As
>you can see the operation was successful.
>
>I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking
>fully
>again by the end of the year. A huge round of applause erupts from the
>audience.
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>Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are
you
>going to be?'
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>Scroll down...
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>Keep going this is great....
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>It's worth it honest.....
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>'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be........
Simon and Halfuncle'
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Robin
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yeah, thats REALLY great 
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John
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Tell westwood on msn because nobody else will think its funny.
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Marc
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Whats you flava Rob?
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by John
Tell westwood on msn because nobody else will think its funny.
Its the real people 
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Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Whats you flava Rob?
banoffee.
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John
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I was thinking chocolate(starfish)
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Edd
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pmsl 
that was quite good
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GREG 1
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
pmsl
that was quite good
Cheers mate, the only mature answer I see 
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Edd
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its worrying though at the same time i mean so when he has a wank he's wanking his uncle off??
what if his uncle had crabs or even a small penis??
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GREG 1
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Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
Cheers mate, the only mature answer I see
i'm sorry, i'll stop being immature by finding a joke unfunny.
*forces laughter*
better? 
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John
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drop da bomb
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Ally
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Werent you and Westwood on stars in their eyes 
*BOOM* gun shot gun shot
Greg and Westwood banging up da Stars in their eyes
*BOOM BOOM*
aiiiiii
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Sooty
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FPMSLL
Ally
RESPEC
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Ally
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They did the Austin Powers version of 'Just the two of us'
*BOOM BOOM*
Aiiii Respec mother funkers, Greg and Westwood banging up the house
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Scoty B
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
They did the Austin Powers version of 'Just the two of us'
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