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JadeM
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   21st Sep 06 at 17:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Someone in the baby section of my local rag called his daughter Jet-Lee Cosworth Anderson

What a fudd
CorsAsh
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If it is his kid, I bet it's already taller than him
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don't give him ideas
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Can you actually get a Cossie YB engine pregnant?
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Imagine a woman in the delivery room, legs spread, jr double de-clutching her hand helping her breathe, she gives one final push, does an accidental dookie, then doctor looks down and exclaims "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" as a Cossie YB begins to pop out in a gooey mess...

"Congratulations, it's a bouncing baby iconic Ford engine..."mumbles the doctor as jr stands beaming, the proud father...

[Edited on 21-09-2006 by CorsAsh]
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'cluthing her hand' 'clutch'ing
CorsAsh
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edited...
mattyross
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Imagine a woman in the delivery room, legs spread, jr double de-clutching her hand helping her breathe, she gives one final push, does an accidental dookie, then doctor looks down and exclaims "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"


you fucking legend lol
lee mitchell
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if jr ever has a kid i reckon it will be with claire f as they get on really well
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:FUCKINGLMAO:

 
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