Ojc
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And I return to no new threads. I have been reading here 
http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl
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Jambo
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WTF  Ollie u gimp ive started 3 at least today
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--Dave--
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there have been no shoot threads today 
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Sooty
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been quite a good day today i think... chance of being banned tonight minimal
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gianluigi
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i can spend hours on there
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Ojc
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Matthew Jones was also lop-sided, a secret revealed to us by his little brother, Gareth.
Apparently they had been "wrestling" on Gareth's bed, Matt had gone for the piledriver, and in some unholy contortion, his balls twisted in their sack; one suffocated the oxygen to the other, which lead to its eventual amputation.
Matt's brother told this to anyone who would listen, naturally delighted in the knowledge his bullying elder brother would be mocked by all his peers. Of course he was correct, but he had failed to anticipate the beats that would be dealt to him by effectively admitting that he had been bummed by his own brother.
In fact, Gareth had insisted upon so much bumming that Matt's balls exploded. And because he couldn't satisfy Gareth's desire to be bummed anymore with his shredded testes, their dad had to take over bumming Gareth. Oh, he was a GREEDY little bummer.
Matt actually got off considerably lightly given that:
a) He'd had a ball off, and;
b) He'd bummed his own brother. Not now though. Not ever again.
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
there have been loads shoot threads today
You can say that again.
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Sooty
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TNM i believe you have mis quoted there
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
there have been loads shoot threads today
You can say that again.
Rule 1 of Requoting - Never talking about requoting
Rule 2 of Requoting - Never talking about requoting
Rule 3 of Requoting - Make sure the original post you alter actually makes sense before pressing the submit button
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Ojc
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Once, we were in the changing room after a games lesson . For some bizarre reason, Steven Maule had taken off his kegs and left them on the floor. Upon further inspection, we noticed they were covered in skid marks. When challenged about this, young Mauley offered the following by way of explanation: "It's not my fault, my brother had them on yesterday".
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Sooty
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Rule 4 of general crap ... use the log out feature
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--Dave--
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In Primary, the boys and girls loos were next to each other, separated by a wall. Me and a friend worked out a rythm of banging on the walls to the girls with our fists which meant we wanted to have sex with them. If they answered back with the correct return code, it was on. They never did get the return code correct.
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--Dave--
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I suffered from a form of Greaves Disease: not the flaky kind, just the sort of eczema that occasionally made huge clefts open in my hands, and made it impossible to grasp anything, or move my hands especially well. Oddly, I received precisely zero kickings because of this, but was consistently done off teachers for having shit writing and they always made me play the most elaborate instruments in music, and then I'd get done for there being all blood on them.
There wasn't even a backlash against my leprosy when 'The Singing Detective' was on. Probably because everyone was too busy wanking over the dirty bits. Which I couldn't fucking do because of my spack hands. Cunts.
LMFAOLOLLERSKATESANDBANNEDBUTONS
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K2 GTi
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elephant juice
When mouthed to someone, the lip-reading recipient will interpret this as "I love you". On their begging your pardon, you could then reply, "I said elephant juice, dummy."
This was briefly popular at our school until Steven Richardson blurted out "I love you!" to Andy Scott, missing the point entirely, but confirming what we already knew.
anyone else remember that?
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K2 GTi
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conkers, not playing
Just as we were wondering why there had been no submissions referencing Blighty's favourite break-time competitive game, along comes this nostalgic tale-with-a-twist from Rayner. If any readers over the age of 60 would care to respond, feel free, and send us a picture of you in your school cap and shorts - Conor
Every autumn, we would bombard the local horse-chestnut trees with missiles in order to amass huge collections of the shiny brown nuts. These would then be stored in shoeboxes or biscuit tins until they all grew stinky black mould and our mums threw them out. Conkers would never, ever be played.
I can only assume that conkers were collected because of vaguely-remembered stories from Grandfathers of playground games of yore. In those days, they would sometimes pickle or bake their conkers to harden them.
On the one occasion Conkers was actually played, the vinegar-sodden little fuckers would disintegrate after about three blows.
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Tom
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I used to love conkers 
I have been here for 10 mins after being in meetings all day 
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