Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Dont take the person serving you as a mug or that we dont have access to facts.
Dont tell me that the customer service number isnt working when i have phoned it 3 times today. And pleeeeease dont make me make a fool out of you by ringing it infront of you.
Then tell me i have no "sympathy" for you "prediciment" 
Or should that be apathy for your lazyness???
Get fucked i say
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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Would you like me and Dave to come and tell them to STFU?
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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i hate every one, i used to work in a call centre for vodafone part time through college ;
i swear the ammount of times i have heard customers rinning up and telling me, "ive been in the queue for an hour, i want compensation".
I could see exactly how long every one has been in the queue for and it was never usually longer than 3 mins.
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
Location: FLAP CENTRAL
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I deal with clients who lie all day, i take it as part of the job... ive actually just had one about 20 minutes ago who told me computers rarely have problems
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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She just didnt want to have to deal with the problem and cos i didnt go awwwwwwww ill do it for you (which i cant even if i wanted to) then she got annoyed. I hate people who lie about shit like that.
The usual is my bills are like £200 a month!! (check bill totals for £45, £61 and £67) Yeh jog on pal.
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
I deal with clients who lie all day, i take it as part of the job... ive actually just had one about 20 minutes ago who told me computers rarely have problems
What do you do for a job
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
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Jambo, when i worked in orange billing it was lie after lie after lie... it was a right laugh
a 200 quid a month bill in reality is 90+VAT
[Edited on 20-09-2006 by Sooty]
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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I also like customers who want advice, then dont listen to a word you say and try and talk over you Cunts
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
I deal with clients who lie all day, i take it as part of the job... ive actually just had one about 20 minutes ago who told me computers rarely have problems
Computers do rarely have problems when built properly, not counting the odd bit of failing hardware.
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JadeM
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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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Lie's / complaints gets you free stuff
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
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sooty of all the departments, why billing u must get them most shit in there Really would be helpfull if orange printed the bills clearer!
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
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quote:
Originally posted by James
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Originally posted by Sooty
I deal with clients who lie all day, i take it as part of the job... ive actually just had one about 20 minutes ago who told me computers rarely have problems
What do you do for a job
strategic terror planning commander, 3rd melisha
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
Lie's / complaints gets you free stuff
Sad but true, act like a spoilt rude brat and youll get what you want eventually! (unless it were a shop run by me)
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
Location: FLAP CENTRAL
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
sooty of all the departments, why billing u must get them most shit in there Really would be helpfull if orange printed the bills clearer!
some of the stories i could tell you i moved to h/s faults end of the year, that wasnt much better either ... 
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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come to think of it every one lies not just customers, some one just came to view my car which is for sale and obviously had no intension of offering me a decent ammount of money for it.
he kept saying "ive already seen another one today better nick and a lot cheaper than yours", well why the fuck didnt he just go and buy the better one, like i would fall for some stupid lie like that.
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
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Originally posted by James
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Originally posted by Sooty
I deal with clients who lie all day, i take it as part of the job... ive actually just had one about 20 minutes ago who told me computers rarely have problems
What do you do for a job
strategic terror planning commander, 3rd melisha
You are about as funny as having your willy chopped off with a rusty bread knife
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
Location: FLAP CENTRAL
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quote:
Originally posted by James
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Originally posted by Sooty
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Originally posted by James
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Originally posted by Sooty
I deal with clients who lie all day, i take it as part of the job... ive actually just had one about 20 minutes ago who told me computers rarely have problems
What do you do for a job
strategic terror planning commander, 3rd melisha
You are about as funny as having your willy chopped off with a rusty bread knife
leave my willy alone
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Oooooooo handset faults that would be an ear bashing alot of the time then?? The systems written for diagnostics are so lame, and i would personally like to kill the technical department, "they will ring u back in 2-3 days" MY FUCKING ARSE THEY WILL!!! They will be back in here having a go at me cos they didnt ring
U must have patience man
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Sooty
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''my phones not working''
used to hate that... i got away with murder at orange, used to swear at customers, hang up on people... come in drunk etc etc .... some great fanny in there though 
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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when i worked in all sports a lady came in, with a pair of trainers she bought, they had black marks at the front.....she claimed this to be a manufactuers fault, and wanted her money back. i looked at them and said that's not a fault. she said she bought them like that.....i looked at the sole, they looked worn....i said, you've worn these? she said, yeah, once, last night, to a BBq......... 
PMSL, i handed the trainers back to them and told her to go away (politley) after causing a fuss and making a scene, she threatend me and walked out 
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Sooty
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ive always wondered what it would be like working face to face with customers, i worked in a bar once and hated it.... doing it for a living must be either really rewarding or completely shite
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
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Yes i would love to behind a phone must be much more empowering The amount of cocks who try and intimidate you face to face is unreal. All just cos of phones so so so so gay
Nice one luigi 
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BlueCorsa
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Registered: 14th Jan 04
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If people behave like twats then tell them to do one. The reason they probably act like pricks is because they've probably already been lied to or fucked over by customer services, especially now they've been shipped off to India.
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