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JadeM
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and Sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them -

"The second most important quality is "Observation'". "I stuck my middle finger in, and sucked on my index finger." "Now learn to pay attention."
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How do you stop a dog shagging your leg??









Pick it up and suck its cock
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What has 2 legs and bleeds.....?





Half a dog.
Tommy
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quote:
Originally posted by DAYZEE
What has 2 legs and bleeds.....?





Half a dog.


An emotional woman i thought
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quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
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Originally posted by DAYZEE
What has 2 legs and bleeds.....?





Half a dog.


An emotional woman i thought




How do you make a cat go woof?


Cover it in petrol and throw over a match
IvIarkgraham
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lets entertain ourselvesw with pictures of jade
Tommy
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Well where are they then ?
JadeM
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Lets not

Although I do have some good ones

 
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