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Author yer a glasweigen
IvIarkgraham
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29th Aug 06 at 22:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mate just sent me this both bein glasweigens we both understood everyword

YER A GLASWEGIAN If:

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan Milngavie,Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin faw about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made fae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals

20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these words...

how's it hingin
clatty
bogey
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
arse bandit
amurny
amur
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
Robin
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29th Aug 06 at 22:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i also understand it, and i'm English.
Eck
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Thats not just glasgow, thats basically all of Scotland So gee's a gonk ya dawbaw
Shelly
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are you not a scouser?
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Who, Me or Rob?
IvIarkgraham
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29th Aug 06 at 23:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no she means me

no im not
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
no she means me

no im not



Edd
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amurny
amur


love it
Liam
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i didn't understand half of that
Lawrah
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seen that before, i dont think a lot of it is really glasweigen.
Scoty B
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Liam
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Anyone care to translate

 
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