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JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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20th Aug 06 at 22:52

quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Why would it have to be Jade? Equally likely for Colin

heres some good uns

http://madtbone.tripod.com/work.htm

number 14 maybe?

5. Last night in San Francisco I was attacked by a guy who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with.

Think that would work

JadeM

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20th Aug 06 at 22:52

10. Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!

marklaruk

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Location: Leeds
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20th Aug 06 at 22:54

was it ian?

JadeM

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20th Aug 06 at 22:55

quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
was it ian?

It was pugnut...............were having a baby

Sam

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20th Aug 06 at 22:55

Jade = Rachel...

marklaruk

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20th Aug 06 at 22:57

burn work down... then you dont need an excuse

CorsAsh

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20th Aug 06 at 22:58

Tell them the plane you catch to work is full of snakes.

Sam

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20th Aug 06 at 22:58

marklaruk

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20th Aug 06 at 23:00

tell them you had half of cs looking for an excuse for you to not go into work today... which made u stay up all night so now you are officially knackered... send them this link to prove it.

Sam

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20th Aug 06 at 23:04

Yes and tell them to U2U Ian for confirmation...

Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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20th Aug 06 at 23:09

quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
was it ian?

I didn't have anyone to go with to Ians party

Sam

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20th Aug 06 at 23:10

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
was it ian?

I didn't have anyone to go with to Ians party

I'm here!

Shelly

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20th Aug 06 at 23:11

I meant round here.

Sam

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20th Aug 06 at 23:12

You could have picked me up...

Shane

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21st Aug 06 at 00:06

32. If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

Jules

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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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21st Aug 06 at 00:12

quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
10. Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!

I STILL can't decide if it's Jade or Kolin posting these messages!

JadeM

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21st Aug 06 at 06:56

Done...im now officially off

leeshez

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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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21st Aug 06 at 08:28

Tell them your leg has fallen off

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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21st Aug 06 at 08:33

You had to call out plumber it could be upto 5 hour wait or similar. your partner cut all your clothes up cos' u cheated.

mav

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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21st Aug 06 at 09:20

what did you tell them?

3CorsaMeal

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21st Aug 06 at 09:23

twist your ankle tonight while carrying something down the stairs

mav

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21st Aug 06 at 09:25

she wanted today off

Matt H

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21st Aug 06 at 09:26

I've been signed off work for a few days but Im actually in pain

Jodi_the_g

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21st Aug 06 at 09:28

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I've been signed off work for a few days but Im actually in pain

lemmiewinks got stuck again?

Matt H

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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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21st Aug 06 at 09:31

Nope got an absys on the side of my chest

Fookin hurts

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