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Author Always check you've typed the right email address (joke)
--Dave--
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17th Aug 06 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have needs
--Dave--
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17th Aug 06 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not of the special variety before anyone misquotes me
Tom
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17th Aug 06 at 13:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I love the bag over the head trick although try using a brown bag and drawing a cartoon face on it, much more fun
--Dave--
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Brown bags don't have holes in them though do they? What if you suffocate?

Adds to the experience I suppose
Tom
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17th Aug 06 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ahhh your entering the narcolepsy stage
--Dave--
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17th Aug 06 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I love all that shoot!

Got Amanda to strangle me last night until I could see lots of green triangles everywhere
Tom
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Woah make her beat you 2nite with a studded baseball bat I hear it's very pleasant
Tom
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17th Aug 06 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
JOKE

A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
--Dave--
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17th Aug 06 at 19:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom


P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!



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