AndyKent
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A 12 year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.
"I said no way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of juicy lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh?",quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy.
"Okay, okay, I know what you want. I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.
"NO!", screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver with a long sigh.
The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Volvo, you live with it."
[Edited on 17-08-2006 by aPk]
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Jamie Walby
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i bet if it was a maxibon he would have got in.
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James
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mav will like that joke 
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--Dave--
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bradgsi
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
i bet if it was a maxibon he would have got in.
OMG i remember them where have they gone
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James
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Maxibons are awesome.
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