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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you ??

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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i'm sure the cavemen laughed at it.
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
i'm sure the cavemen laughed at it.


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Why does Edward Woodward have 4 D's in his name?

cos if he didnt he'd be Ewar Woowar

sorry I still find this funny

[Edited on 15-08-2006 by TheScotsman]
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque

"Your finger is broken."


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Ewar Woowar?

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i think the original version of this joke was spread via morse code or smoke signals
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i think the original version of this joke was spread via morse code or smoke signals


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