Icy
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mate told me to pop by if am bored (shes workin) 
am bored but i dont wanna go, only like 100m from me too
never been to one whats your stories of goin to them?
went out last week for mates bday, he wanted to go to one, we walked him to it (seventh heaven in glas) we wanted to give him the money and come back in half hour coz we were so hungry but he wasnt goin in himself, his loss 
[Edited on 15-08-2006 by Icy]
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--Dave--
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never been to one but want to. Just a case of making up a story for the missus 
Few mates have been, I'm not sure if I could handle getting erect and walking back to my seat Might knock a few people's beers over
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danny_vx
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went to the stripclub in magaluf, got thrown out and banned after only 20 minutes, for 'disrespecting' the dancers. propper minging slags coming upto us trying to make us part euros for a dance off them, we kept telling them 'you give US 20 euros we'll give you a dance.'
they didnt like it.
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--Dave--
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thats not usually how it works in stripclubs Danny 
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mav
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never been to one either
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Icy
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quote:
Originally posted by danny_vx
went to the stripclub in magaluf, got thrown out and banned after only 20 minutes, for 'disrespecting' the dancers. propper minging slags coming upto us trying to make us part euros for a dance off them, we kept telling them 'you give US 20 euros we'll give you a dance.'
they didnt like it.
was at a car show in carlisle where they had a strip show tent, they started walkin around the show tryin to get the lads to come in, mate goes are theyre any nice chicks? to them , they were not pleased
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danny_vx
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quote:
Originally posted by Icy
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Originally posted by danny_vx
went to the stripclub in magaluf, got thrown out and banned after only 20 minutes, for 'disrespecting' the dancers. propper minging slags coming upto us trying to make us part euros for a dance off them, we kept telling them 'you give US 20 euros we'll give you a dance.'
they didnt like it.
was at a car show in carlisle where they had a strip show tent, they started walkin around the show tryin to get the lads to come in, mate goes are theyre any nice chicks? to them , they were not pleased
i cant remember if it was 20 euros or 25 for a dance, something like that.. but thats quite a bit of money to part for a dance when you could be buying drinks instead, we werent prepared to get a dance off a minging bird!!
they wouldn't leave us alone, the abuse began when my mate took the piss out of one of the minging birds dancing, he just danced next to her like he was in S Club 7.. she told us to fuck off and said 'you love yourselves'
then more dancers came upto us which were all minging and we told them if they paid us we'd give them a dance, then they told the bouncers and they chucked us out. couldnt get back in there again.
our other 2 mates who didnt go in that night went there the next night, both paid like 30 euros for a private dance when the dancer gets her minge out, but only one of the dancers actually got her minge out.. the other didnt bother my mate was well gutted.. he kicked off in there cus he didnt see the muff, they got banned too..
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Icy
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quality
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Tiger
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Been to loads
On one of my birthdays the lads chipped in and got me in "The Chair" at Legs Eleven in Bham.
Basicall I got shackled in a chair and undressed by two fit birds. Only trouble was, they undid and took off my jeans, then ripped my boxers off completely and left me sitting there with my old lad out in front of about 200 people in the club - im not shy so I thought it was hilarious. They then painted my face in lipstick stripped off and danced on me for a bit. I walked round bham with a smudged lipstick face and a shield saying I survived the chair
Ben.
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Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by danny_vx
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Originally posted by Icy
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Originally posted by danny_vx
went to the stripclub in magaluf, got thrown out and banned after only 20 minutes, for 'disrespecting' the dancers. propper minging slags coming upto us trying to make us part euros for a dance off them, we kept telling them 'you give US 20 euros we'll give you a dance.'
they didnt like it.
was at a car show in carlisle where they had a strip show tent, they started walkin around the show tryin to get the lads to come in, mate goes are theyre any nice chicks? to them , they were not pleased
i cant remember if it was 20 euros or 25 for a dance, something like that.. but thats quite a bit of money to part for a dance when you could be buying drinks instead, we werent prepared to get a dance off a minging bird!!
they wouldn't leave us alone, the abuse began when my mate took the piss out of one of the minging birds dancing, he just danced next to her like he was in S Club 7.. she told us to fuck off and said 'you love yourselves'
then more dancers came upto us which were all minging and we told them if they paid us we'd give them a dance, then they told the bouncers and they chucked us out. couldnt get back in there again.
our other 2 mates who didnt go in that night went there the next night, both paid like 30 euros for a private dance when the dancer gets her minge out, but only one of the dancers actually got her minge out.. the other didnt bother my mate was well gutted.. he kicked off in there cus he didnt see the muff, they got banned too..
danny which one was that i went to Paradise in Magaluf and the chicks in there were sumit else!! i had a private dance and got a little extra chucked in if you get me 
And the first night i was so drunk i ended up in there on my own , i had like 8 women around me
[Edited on 15-08-2006 by Nismo]
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dave17
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Ive been to Secrets in London Bridge and spent quite alot
Went to Temptations in Ibiza and there was acutally some impressive girls there
Met one from my local area so went back there 3 days running
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corsaevu
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went to one in ibiza!!!
Great fun and really cheap drinks!! We found it was the cheapest place in the area (10euros for 3 drinks) and so we went back a fair few times!!!
Plus the 'entertainment' was very very good and did not cost a thing; unless you wanted to pay extra.
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James
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never been to one either
Is the wife reading? 
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danny_vx
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nismo i think it was heaven 2 we went to, i dont really remember we were always totally messed up lol. we tried going back in all the time tho, but they kept saying 'BARRED' to us.. and pointing us away.
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Nismo
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when we was in there one night loads of cops came in , we thought just our luck the night we are in there it gets raided for selling sex
DOH just remembered i wasnt called Heaven that was the other one , the decent one was Paradise which we went inby BCM 
[Edited on 15-08-2006 by Nismo]
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James
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What extra did you get nismole?
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danny_vx
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
when we was in there one night loads of cops came in , we thought just our luck the night we are in there it gets raided for selling sex
DOH just remembered i wasnt called Heaven that was the other one , the decent one was Paradise which we went inby BCM
[Edited on 15-08-2006 by Nismo]
damn! i wish i knew about that one, would have gone there instead. did you see the brothel by heaven 2? one of my mates went in there, paid 15 euro for a handjob off a black bird and he had to wear a jonny.. pmsl!
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Dav
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Been to Fatasy Palace in Edinburgh a couple of times. It's alright, some very hot girls when I was there. We usually set ourself a 3 or 4 dance maximum, but never stick to it! Not a cheap night out but good for a laugh with the lads.
What one does your mate work in Icy?
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Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by danny_vx
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Originally posted by Nismo
when we was in there one night loads of cops came in , we thought just our luck the night we are in there it gets raided for selling sex
DOH just remembered i wasnt called Heaven that was the other one , the decent one was Paradise which we went inby BCM
[Edited on 15-08-2006 by Nismo]
damn! i wish i knew about that one, would have gone there instead. did you see the brothel by heaven 2? one of my mates went in there, paid 15 euro for a handjob off a black bird and he had to wear a jonny.. pmsl!
Thing is Paradise is hid away , no where near the strip so you only find it when you walk past it when your loss and its full of fine english and bulgarian birds
There was this stunning bird from manchester , walks up to our table goes "evening boys , which one of you wants to see my pussy" i think we all stuck our hands up fasted than ever before
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Icy
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quote:
Originally posted by Dav
Been to Fatasy Palace in Edinburgh a couple of times. It's alright, some very hot girls when I was there. We usually set ourself a 3 or 4 dance maximum, but never stick to it! Not a cheap night out but good for a laugh with the lads.
What one does your mate work in Icy?
depends, hooters or big daddy O's
fantasy palace at west end? theres chick there looks like lana from smallville uber hotness
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