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GREG 1
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   9th Aug 06 at 08:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh dear!

The new guy on the desk next to me seems to have some kind of tourrettes...

Every so often he goes "Boom der der wooo hoooo boom der der la la"

It's REALLY annoying after about the 100th time in the day, he honestly doesn't realise he does it as he does it on the phone to customers aswell

He also burps outloud and it's seriously rank!

Arghhhhhhhhh
Ally
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Jayne?
Robbo_Corsa
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pmsl... this sound quality! lol
GREG 1
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9th Aug 06 at 08:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo_Corsa
pmsl... this sound quality! lol


No it's really annoying me now
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9th Aug 06 at 08:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
may be Ashton Kutcher punking you

probably you good ol'mate Timmy W set you up
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tell him to shut up..
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Orrrr send him and anonmus(sp) e-mail with the link to this thread! pmsl

[Edited on 09-08-2006 by Robbo_Corsa]
GREG 1
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9th Aug 06 at 08:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He looks a bit simple aswell and he is apparently 41 but looks easily around 60
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Record it on your phone
GREG 1
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I had a bloke like that start at the same time as me, he used to burp, spit, smoke right beside me in the yard & generally piss me right off!! So I got him fired
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I don't think he will last too long to be honest!
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Greg is it as good as the bloke with the sledge hammer?
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
may be Ashton Kutcher punking you

probably you good ol'mate Timmy W set you up


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9th Aug 06 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can imagine it:

Ashton bursts out of the stationary cupboard with pencils in his hair.

Ashton: YO Greg my man, you've been Punk'd

Greg: AAAhhhh man that shit is whack, who done me?

Tim Westy jumps out from inside the photocopier

Tim: That shit was tha bomb, ***makes a bomb noise with his mouth and hands****

Greg: i knew it you sly dog, swallow back.

Ashton just swallowed a pencil
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9th Aug 06 at 09:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
can imagine it:

Ashton bursts out of the stationary cupboard with pencils in his hair.

Ashton: YO Greg my man, you've been Punk'd

Greg: AAAhhhh man that shit is whack, who done me?

Tim Westy jumps out from inside the photocopier

Tim: That shit was tha bomb, ***makes a bomb noise with his mouth and hands****

Greg: i knew it you sly dog, swallow back.

Ashton just swallowed a pencil


FPMSL funniest thing i've read in ages

Yo greg better recognise what's just gone down

[Edited on 09-08-2006 by Tom]
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sorry mate ill try to be quiet in future
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
can imagine it:

Ashton bursts out of the stationary cupboard with pencils in his hair.

Ashton: YO Greg my man, you've been Punk'd

Greg: AAAhhhh man that shit is whack, who done me?

Tim Westy jumps out from inside the photocopier

Tim: That shit was tha bomb, ***makes a bomb noise with his mouth and hands****

Greg: i knew it you sly dog, swallow back.

Ashton just swallowed a pencil


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