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Shelly
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8th Aug 06 at 00:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Grouphug


the fun we used to have on that site or looking at it
Eck
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"Deaf means you can't hear, not you can't see. If you get your dick out in front of a deaf girl, well, she'll see it.

I have a black eye."

Robin
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8th Aug 06 at 00:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think i'm dyslexic, i thought the title said OCD
Shelly
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When I was in summer camp, I got my rear end kicked by another kid. The same kid also embarressed me in front of a girl I had a huge crush on. So, to get him back, I went into his tent at night and superglued his eyes shut with glue I stole from the arts and crafts center. They never knew who did it. He had to go to the hospital to get his eyes unglued. He screamed and screamed when he woke up. Sweet revenge.



harsh!
Robin
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LeeM
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lmao, that superglue one! thats the guy who will take his workplace in a hostage situation cos everyone singles him out!
mooney
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never seen this site b4 some are quite funny
dave17
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mazin site, some great people out there
TNM
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i remember that

Hours of fun.
bradgsi
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will have to give that site a read
ssj_kakarot
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Nobody believes me but I can 'read' people's minds. It sounds stupid, I know. But I can.
It's not that I actually 'read' it, I just sense it.
I see through people. No matter how they deny it or whatever their arguments are.
I can't convince anyone - except for my best friend, he knows, he's seen it, he's been there. But he doesn't know what it's like.

Also, I can make things happen because I want to. All I got to do, is want it.

I'm a freak. I can't tell anyone about it. No one will believe me.
ssj_kakarot
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I lost my virgiity to a sock.

and its not even the sock i'm going to marry.........

....does this make me a bad person?
corsa5dr
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PMSL @ the sock one
Shelly
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8th Aug 06 at 19:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

did the ODC see this?
Carr
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ODC witnessed this beast a while back Shelly good reminder.




'i am bisexual and really fancy my best friends mum and dad. i fantasize about fucking them both. i want to have a threesome with them. i'd like him to be fucking her in the ass, and then he'd pull out every so often and let me suck and lick the shit of his cock.

everytime i see my friend i can't help getting a thrill about wondering what he would think if he knew'

that one is fucked up
Carr
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i told my roommates 16 year old girlfriend who had an abortion "who am i to judge? you're cooler than me, you've killed someone and i havent"

i also told my best friend at the time, who was put off by his sick aunt living at his house, "well hopefully the cancer goes terminal"

2 days after her best friend committed suicide, i told a girl from my work who badly wanted me, "if i was your friend, i'd kill myself too"

after a girl found out i had been seeing 3 or 4 other girls the entire 4 months we dated, she told me "i had sex with a random guy lastnight" and my response was "cool now your next date will be with a coat hanger."

one time i asked an indian with a malcolm x jacket on "is that a target?"'

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Nismo
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ah ace i remember this
mark_d
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there was a few threads a few years ago about this site. was brought back up last month tho

some funny, but freaky sh1t in there
charcoalgrill
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i want to kill that kid in the frosties advert! lets see if that tastes great
Shelly
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someone told me he committed suicide, or is that just made up
Jason Iles
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I constantly read it it rocks
Marc
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I may have made a few posts posing as my mate on there

 
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