Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
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Find yours folks
Chav Towns
Absolute quality to read the little chavs trying to defend themselves with their "ghetto talk"
  
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Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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Mine aint there 
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Isn't it the ''goths'' that wrote this website...
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Shelly
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I dunno but theres some funny stuff on it...
"Widnes stinks of a sweaty arse, due to the meat/bone grinding plant - I went past thereonce and rolled the window down, i thought my skin wouldmelt and i would explode like the nazis do at the end of raiders of the lost ark. A bird said lick me where it smells, I took her to Widnes."
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Omg! I hate my town
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corsa-sxi
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Registered: 11th Jul 03
Location: Kingston upon Hull
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lol bransholme, hull lmao
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ry_B
Mine aint there
Yeah but Northfield in Birmingham is
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Tom N
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Registered: 4th Jun 03
Location: Bradford/Sheff (Uni) Drives: Golf GTI
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Just looked up bradford and found this in one of the posts.
Undescribable.... 
Re: Bradford , West Yorkshire (Score: 1)
by chavette_4lyfe (sexy_beckyy2k6@msn.com) on Saturday, June 03 @ 14:17:28 BST
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ryte letz put ya all strate ryte if ur frm bradford ulle no wot im onna bwt bt if ur not fk off coz u dnt no wat ur chattin on ryte? ye im a chav bt bradfordiz ma ome twn n i grew up dere so wot if itz a shit ole itz ma ome innit? dnt fuk it off im sure all u ew rnt frm bradford av got smmert ron wi were u liv no fker perfect orite!??! innabit
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Oh dear
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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i reckon they spend longer trying to think of different ways to type words than anything else, i bet most of em can spell
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Shelly
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I find reading that hard work, does anyone else, or is it just me? 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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hatfield _WRITES "Hatfield, Shatfield, Crackfield, Whatever you want to call it, it all means the same thing... never mind the arsehole of england, Hatfield is the Diahorrea.
I moved here in the late 90's, full of hopes and expectations, even got excited when I saw 'The Galleria' because it looked like a pretty cool place to hang out at the weekend. How wrong could I be??!
Most places have their good bits and their bad. At least thats what I thought until I arrived here. I've now lived in Shatfield for 7 years and I still have yet to find a single solitary good thing about it. (if I am wrong and theres something Im missing, someone please let me know!)
The 'town centre' is full of pound shops that sell second hand crap youll never need, a market full of burberry and hoopy earrings and more chavs than you ever thought were possible to fill such a small place. Every single corner you look round, there are about 10 chavs, ranging in age from 10 to 60- in Hatfield, you're never too old or young to be a chav here. In fact, if you're not a grandparent by the tender age of 25 then you're out of place.
You go to asda (possibly the most exciting thing in the whole town) and its full of things you could hardly even call human- "women" whose beards are so long they actually take time to comb them, alcohol isles full of 14 year olds hoping to get that 10th bottle of 20/20, teenage mums and many people unable to even string a sentence together that they can barely manage a grunt.
Then you have the crackwhore house a.k.a "Queensway House". Hardly fit for a Queen, though if you hang around there long enough you might think you are one, after getting high off the fumes. Full of kids and teenagers hanging outside, sparking up crack joints and and hurling abuse, rocks and anything they can get their hands on at anyone who dares to walk past.
Then theres the hilltop- imaginatively called because its on the top of a hill. The scene outside Queensway house is repeated outside the 'onestop'- probably so called because anyone with an inch of common sense would go there once and never come back. There's also a pub nearby where on a weekly basis people get glassed, bottled and arrested for GBH. The most sane people in there are the 'special' people from the local community hospital. Now that really has to say something.
Moving onto the adjacent roads near to the hilltop. I'm sure that many of you who have had the lovely experience of Hatfield will have noticed the ice-cream van.Yes the one that goes around at 1am in NOVEMBER... Now hes really not selling ice cream is he?
I live fairly nearby to the wonderful 'hilltop', and down my road in the past year (i.e. since January 2006...) there have been 2 arrests for crack dealing, 1 arrest of prostitution, 1 arrest of a guy stamping on his girl's head, 2 car thefts, 2 burglaries and we mustnt forget the notorious baby rapists.
Hatfield, Crackfield, Shatfield. A couple of weeks ago we had the bomb squad swarming the place trying to detonate some un-exploded bombs which were found from the 2nd world war.
Can't you just have let them go off?
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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i looked i left
im just lazy
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Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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fuckchavs _WRITES "i used to visit welwyn garden shity all the time i live in stevenage .people tel me that the wgc isnt all that bad but thats not true... atleast in stevenage the idiot chavs only shout out stuff at you when your half way down the road where as in wgc they throw stones at you or mcdonalds tiny milk cartons. so let me give you a tour of the wgc theres the howard centre. thats the crappy little shoping mall near the train station.agreat place to walk pass at night if you like to be botherd by a load of bored drucken pissd off chavs. Then theres the peartree clan. There the ones that hang around that Kwiki Mart place. you know one stop. there mainly kids that bother you to get them some fags or booze. if you don't do it they hurl abuse at you.
then you got the woodhall lot. either hanging around where the community centre is or where the perade is.(shops)next to the woodhall there are two pubs the peartree pub and the cheafton.the peartree pub is a very strangely mixed pub you have your old people people playing cards then theres your 30 year old yobs with the IQ OF 1 either smoking pot outside the car park or taking the piss out of some poor soul at the bar you have the townies playing pool talking about how great they are and how much the ladies love them .then theres the special needs people dribbling in to there pints laughing and pointing at folk well i just sumed up the peartree pub now for the cheafton or what it should be called the chavton thats where the older chavs hang out dont go in there they hate any1 thats not a regular go in there.well thats it for wgc bye"
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tooolbox timmy
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http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2094
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this is where I livenice to see chorley is doing well for itself
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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oh dear..
""I cannot believe that on a site dedicated to the Chav, no mention is made of Scotland's second city: Glasgow. A city that represents the very cradle of life for the Scottish Ned, when it comes to unattractive social behaviour; what Glasgow is to Scotland, the USA is to the rest of the world. Nedism isn't a strata of society in Glasgow it is a way of life. Thousands of children from before they are even born are inculcated with what is known as "The Tao of the Ned." Indeed, their very conception is rooted in that ethos. Jaundiced babies swaddled in burberry romper suits become spotty toddlers that are taught the rudiments of shoplifting. These children are no less loved by their parent, after all who couldn't love a child that represents a skeleton key for all that the social security has to offer. Housing, free money, milk tokens (Fresh or powdered?) income support and Brew money to name but a few. On reaching double figures, (some would argue, on reaching an age beyond which the common ned cannot count.) Our young oik leaves its chrysalis form and spreads its pallid malnutrated bekappa'd arms and embraces the world with one hand and a bottle of buckfast with the other. Already well advanced in the art of anti-social behaviour but at this time not brave enough to leave the grounds in which it grew up. The Ned goes forth into its housing estate and begins the time honoured 'Ritual of the Young Ned.' Adding to the already over flowing heaps of broken buckfast bottles, increasing Scotland’s teenage pregnancy rates not to mention the proliferation of sexually transmitted diseases, throwing stones or bottles or anything that comes to hand toward anything that comes within site. All this coupled with a volatile unreasonable attitude. Making decent hardworking citizen's life miserable is the hallmark of the classic Glasgow ned. But what sets the Glasgow Ned apart? Imagine a genetically enhanced Cyborg Ned, increased durability, no concept of fear and a level of solipsism hitherto unknown in history. Bright white trainers (mugged of a Bearsden victim,) socks with bright white shellsuit bottoms tucked into them, (both shoplifted from JJB or possibly Poundstretchers depending on the class of ned,) a Ben Sherman top, (courtesy of Topman although not necessarily paid for) and a tracksuit top, (not necessarily matching, shoplifting being a quixotic activity.) All this topped off with a baseball cap, a fag cupped in the hand and a steady stream of foul language with possibly a nedette on one or both arms to serve as a carrier for all of the Alpha-neds STD's. These are dangerous creatures and must not be approached, on Sauchiehall Street or in the suburbs (except maybe Kelvinside where they all pretend to be from Edinburgh) There is no safe haven! From the Maryhill Massif to the Shettleston Young Team: BEWARE! The only possible defense is a machine gun, which are freely available in most of Glasgow's Cash Generators. Of course, to be completely safe, Edinburgh is a much nicer city with a far more civilized and cultured populace. Even our neds are polite, the one draw back is that the beggars expect a note instead of a coin...""
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