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Jambo

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26th Jul 06 at 15:18

Or does anyone else enjoy "holding" a poo in for as long as they can before they have to go?

Makes you swea sometimes

CorsAsh

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26th Jul 06 at 15:19

Best way to achieve the Phantom too.

Rileysport

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26th Jul 06 at 15:20

nothing quite like an uncomplicated s**t

Icy

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26th Jul 06 at 15:22

i need one of them the now

Dave A

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26th Jul 06 at 15:24

Jules

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26th Jul 06 at 15:48

I get all paniccy when I have to hold it and I'm out somewhere, can hold it in no problem if I'm at home though - I think it's the reassurance of knowing there is a throne nearby.

abdus

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26th Jul 06 at 15:49

SXi_Tim

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26th Jul 06 at 15:52

When i was younger i used to enjoy having 'wild' shits i.e. shitting in the woods etc

Jamescorsa97

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26th Jul 06 at 15:52

I enjoy holding the solidified lump of waste food within.

Jamie Walby

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26th Jul 06 at 15:53

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Best way to achieve the Phantom too.

TBH Ash there is no recipe for brewing a Phantom. There are methods to achieve a text book one wiper though.

Jamescorsa97

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26th Jul 06 at 15:55

Infact i'm holding one right now.

Dean_W

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26th Jul 06 at 15:58

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Best way to achieve the Phantom too.

TBH Ash there is no recipe for brewing a Phantom. There are methods to achieve a text book one wiper though.

Characteristics of said Phantom?

CorsAsh

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26th Jul 06 at 16:04

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Best way to achieve the Phantom too.

TBH Ash there is no recipe for brewing a Phantom. There are methods to achieve a text book one wiper though.

Well no, but by holding onto it, you allow it to develop a hardened glossy crust, which allows you to crimp it off and for it to disappear at Warp 9 round the bend, leaving no trails whatsoever.

Of course, by holding onto it, you're playing Haemorrhoid Roulette...

Jambo

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26th Jul 06 at 16:08

Ash id be a prime candidate for haemorroids. Ive held it to the stage that if i were to unclench bum cheeks or uncross my legs things would get very warm and brown

CorsAsh

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26th Jul 06 at 16:15

Lots of people have them but they're minor, so they dont realise.

Jambo

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26th Jul 06 at 16:15

CorsAsh

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26th Jul 06 at 16:18

Just get your missus to lube up a finger and have a feel around, see if theres any grapes up there.

Jamie Walby

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26th Jul 06 at 16:28

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Best way to achieve the Phantom too.

TBH Ash there is no recipe for brewing a Phantom. There are methods to achieve a text book one wiper though.

Well no, but by holding onto it, you allow it to develop a hardened glossy crust, which allows you to crimp it off and for it to disappear at Warp 9 round the bend, leaving no trails whatsoever.

Of course, by holding onto it, you're playing Haemorrhoid Roulette...

Holding on to a poo for maximum phantom is all about timing.

If you time it right to where the nugget just falls out of your bum, if wont touch the side. Where-as if you have to force it out the pressure and volume of poo trying to escape from the hole causes all sorts of problems.

I can demonstrate with MS Paint if needs be.

CorsAsh

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26th Jul 06 at 16:48

Pass, thanks

marklaruk

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26th Jul 06 at 17:06

yeh but sometimes while holding it the little bugger pushes out and u have a little turtle head stucking out before u wham the beast down the bog

Ben J

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26th Jul 06 at 17:11

When i think about it..whoever did create the human race...must have been taking the piss. "I know...i'll make them pass their waste products out through a hole...it will come out various shades of brown and will smell". "Lets see how they deal with that!!"

CorsAsh

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26th Jul 06 at 17:17

Anyone seen that massive machine in a warehouse in Europe, the one that reproduces the digestive system, ie food in one end and brown trouts out the other. Amazing when you consider how well made the human body is.

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