Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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will have new brakes monday, tuesday
quite supprised, it got some torque 
loving 4wd
althought the more i drive it the more i find wrong with it
late'st "ghetto" mod is refixing the tax disk with duct tape
oh and fixing a coolent hose with ... yup more duct tape 
ill list whats wrong with it tonight. i forgot how mcuh fun it is with carefree driving is.
new car, drive it carefull look after it etc
shitter- cane it and if somthing goes wrong it's "ah fuck it" its like stress free driving
i belted a kerb in wales "no brakes you see 2 and just carried on, if that was the van id stop give it a look over possibly put the spare on, get the wheel and anything that it attaches to cheacked
the shitter- carry on regardless
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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the shitter, carry on regardless, wheel falls off at 80mph, you hit armco hard and die from severe head injuries. SCORE
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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shitters are the way...
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
the shitter, carry on regardless, wheel falls off at 80mph, you hit armco hard and die from severe head injuries. SCORE
ill be lucky the steering and brakes try to rip themselfs apart at 55mph 
itll never see 80mph untill the i fix the brakes
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
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oh and i think it has a diff so if one wheel spins it send power to the other? ill check but im sure a cv is going, if that happens it shud still maintain drive shudnt it??
cos like fuck am i paying for a cv
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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PMSL, Adam that reminds me of the Top Gear gang going round that high speed ring in the custom Convertible Espace at 100mph bits falling off etc etc  
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AK
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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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have you sold the van?
Why do you waste money on such shitters
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JadeM
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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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What a tank 
You should have got a RWD one!!!!
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
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least your engine doesnt sound like this though 
http://www.pauliesworld.co.uk/vids/100_1571.MOV
engine loom is shorting out on a few sensors & injector loops, so its properly fucked up right now
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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quote: Originally posted by PaulW
least your engine doesnt sound like this though 
http://www.pauliesworld.co.uk/vids/100_1571.MOV
engine loom is shorting out on a few sensors & injector loops, so its properly fucked up right now
That sounds like someone dragging a stick along a fence!  
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by AK
have you sold the van?
Why do you waste money on such shitters
Ditto
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
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quote: Originally posted by All Torque
quote: Originally posted by PaulW
least your engine doesnt sound like this though 
http://www.pauliesworld.co.uk/vids/100_1571.MOV
engine loom is shorting out on a few sensors & injector loops, so its properly fucked up right now
That sounds like someone dragging a stick along a fence!  
yes...
but I also just destroyed the hoover trying to clean it... started smoking like a bitch and is now smouldering on the front lawn 
30 year old electrolux hoover is no more
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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Shitter car beats shitter hoover
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
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adam, no i still have the van
jade there is always time as i think on of the front cv's is gonna pop
paul, that sounds a wee bit fecked
and i cant belive you killed the hoover its older than me.
and general, to why i got it and i insist on buying shitters
im a destructive person, so every once in a while ill buy something that deserves to die and er kill it.
it make's me feel better, and gets another heap off the road
oh and the list so for of whats wrong with it 
air con wont work-and cant be re-gassed cheap
oil is thick as- never been changed
air filter is er missing
back box has come detached from centre sections and is held up with some blue cable
front left cv is clicking i think
there are about 6 rattles from underneath when it goes over a bump
boot wont shut unless its slammed
near side rear window wont open/close
has no radio
back bumper is falling off
lamp warining display all light up when you turn the lights on 
various rust holes
brakes are warped < being sorted monday
wipers are shot <ill find some to go on
a bulb is out, <be sorted in 5 mins
thats about it for now
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AK
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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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so.... your driving something that is dangerous to other road users?
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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AK... surely you have driven something thats dangerous to other road users?
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AK
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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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not daily.... or often...
Maybe to a garage or something
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schoey
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Registered: 29th Jun 05
Location: Billinghay, Lincolnshire
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i love having my shitter astra estate, shes a beaut
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