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Adam-D
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20th Jul 06 at 10:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



will have new brakes monday, tuesday

quite supprised, it got some torque
loving 4wd

althought the more i drive it the more i find wrong with it

late'st "ghetto" mod is refixing the tax disk with duct tape
oh and fixing a coolent hose with ... yup more duct tape

ill list whats wrong with it tonight. i forgot how mcuh fun it is with carefree driving is.

new car, drive it carefull look after it etc
shitter- cane it and if somthing goes wrong it's "ah fuck it" its like stress free driving
i belted a kerb in wales "no brakes you see 2 and just carried on, if that was the van id stop give it a look over possibly put the spare on, get the wheel and anything that it attaches to cheacked

the shitter- carry on regardless
Jambo
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Cybermonkey
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the shitter, carry on regardless, wheel falls off at 80mph, you hit armco hard and die from severe head injuries. SCORE
PaulW
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shitters are the way...
Adam-D
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
the shitter, carry on regardless, wheel falls off at 80mph, you hit armco hard and die from severe head injuries. SCORE


ill be lucky the steering and brakes try to rip themselfs apart at 55mph

itll never see 80mph untill the i fix the brakes
Adam-D
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oh and i think it has a diff so if one wheel spins it send power to the other? ill check but im sure a cv is going, if that happens it shud still maintain drive shudnt it??
cos like fuck am i paying for a cv
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PMSL, Adam that reminds me of the Top Gear gang going round that high speed ring in the custom Convertible Espace at 100mph bits falling off etc etc
AK
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20th Jul 06 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

have you sold the van?

Why do you waste money on such shitters
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What a tank

You should have got a RWD one!!!!
PaulW
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least your engine doesnt sound like this though

http://www.pauliesworld.co.uk/vids/100_1571.MOV

engine loom is shorting out on a few sensors & injector loops, so its properly fucked up right now
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
least your engine doesnt sound like this though

http://www.pauliesworld.co.uk/vids/100_1571.MOV

engine loom is shorting out on a few sensors & injector loops, so its properly fucked up right now


That sounds like someone dragging a stick along a fence!
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by AK
have you sold the van?

Why do you waste money on such shitters


Ditto
PaulW
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
least your engine doesnt sound like this though

http://www.pauliesworld.co.uk/vids/100_1571.MOV

engine loom is shorting out on a few sensors & injector loops, so its properly fucked up right now


That sounds like someone dragging a stick along a fence!


yes...

but I also just destroyed the hoover trying to clean it... started smoking like a bitch and is now smouldering on the front lawn

30 year old electrolux hoover is no more
All Torque
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20th Jul 06 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Shitter car beats shitter hoover
Adam-D
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adam, no i still have the van
jade there is always time as i think on of the front cv's is gonna pop
paul, that sounds a wee bit fecked
and i cant belive you killed the hoover its older than me.

and general, to why i got it and i insist on buying shitters

im a destructive person, so every once in a while ill buy something that deserves to die and er kill it.
it make's me feel better, and gets another heap off the road

oh and the list so for of whats wrong with it
air con wont work-and cant be re-gassed cheap
oil is thick as- never been changed
air filter is er missing
back box has come detached from centre sections and is held up with some blue cable
front left cv is clicking i think
there are about 6 rattles from underneath when it goes over a bump
boot wont shut unless its slammed
near side rear window wont open/close
has no radio
back bumper is falling off
lamp warining display all light up when you turn the lights on
various rust holes
brakes are warped < being sorted monday
wipers are shot <ill find some to go on
a bulb is out, <be sorted in 5 mins
thats about it for now
AK
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21st Jul 06 at 10:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so.... your driving something that is dangerous to other road users?

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AK... surely you have driven something thats dangerous to other road users?
AK
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not daily.... or often...

Maybe to a garage or something
schoey
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i love having my shitter astra estate, shes a beaut

 
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