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An Italian, a Frenchman and a Yorkshireman in a bar,
the Italian says: “When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa SIX inches abova da bed in ecstasy”.

The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats TWELVE inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy”.

The Yorkshireman says, "That's nowt'. When 've finished shaggin' me bird, I get out ta bed, walk over t'window and wipe me knob on the curtains. She hits the fikkin' roof".
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made me chuckle here...
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