JadeM
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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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Dont you feel like a kid / pervert / weirdo sneaking about the house looking for a quicky when yer maw's not watching??? 
Just get her told to get with the times, my mums a bit old fashioned but I just go out my way to disgust & annoy her!! Get your burd round tonight & fuck her off the book stand in the living room when your mums trying to watch Eastenders!!! 
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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Originally posted by STEvieN.I.
no point, just respect her wishes. had a bad experience doing her from behind standing up one time. ball went up inside me. severly painful... bedrooms not big enuff really to do it on the floor. its ok i gave her death this mornin when mum went shoppin...
that hurts like a bitch, pop the fucker out and ignore it 
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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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certainly was a passion killer neway lol
@jade mum doesnt watch eastenders lol
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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songs of praise then
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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MUM!.......the meatloaf! FUCK!
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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Maybe she just doesn't want to hear you at it.
"spit on my balls whore, go on flem on them"
Mum "Steeeeven, quieten it down bit please!"
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WATSON
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Fife, Scotland
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
Maybe she just doesn't want to hear you at it.
"spit on my balls whore, go on flem on them"
Mum "Steeeeven, quieten it down bit please!"
PMSL
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
Maybe she just doesn't want to hear you at it.
"spit on my balls whore, go on flem on them"
Mum "Steeeeven, quieten it down bit please!"
sounds like something from Lea's porno that she did.....bloody shocking 
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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Leah's porno her accent makes the whole thing IMO
"fook meh, ooo ya bloody bugger, gerrit up meh"
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
Leah's porno her accent makes the whole thing IMO
"fook meh, ooo ya bloody bugger, gerrit up meh"
you're right, it is her accent that makes it, bit towards the end of the clit sucking scene, saying "suck ma clit suck it go on suck it wiv ya teeth!", shes happens to become a famer with "awwwwwwww ittt's nnnice"
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