Ojc
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Reading is quite simlpy unique. Whereas most town's/cities in the UK
have Certain area's in which the breed that is chav hang around, and
certain area's they will stay away from. Reading does not.
I will now do a tourist's guide to a couple of the chav hotspots in
Reading:
Whitley- Aaah smell the scent of the sewage, the famously phrased
Whitley Whiff. Arguably the chaviest part of Reading. The streets lined
with large tatty council houses, community centres and various youth
clubs. This is where you may want to settle down if your planning to
build a large family of vicious mini-chavs with as many different
partners as possible.
Southcote- Possibly the least multi-cultural area of Reading, where the
chav's here are predominantly white - but seem to wish they wern't.
Southcote hosts the 2 roughest schools in Reading also, Prospect and
Hugh Faringdon. The only thing seperating the two is Prospect park,
Reading's centre of crime, where the young chav's often clash.
Where I live 
Tilehurst- The area of chav's coming from middle-class families. Usually
chav's that can talk the talk and that's about it. So un-aware Mummies
and Daddies provide there delightful children with the latest designer
fasion and the stupidly over-modified car's.
Fancy a night out at chav-land? Well why not visit possibly the chaviest
club in the world - The Ice Bar. Where if you get looked upon by
somebodies slag of a girlfriend, regardless of the fact that you
probably havent even acknowledged her, you will get beaten the shit out
of. Or the pleasent Bar Risa, where if you are stupid enough to take
your girlfriend along with you, then to go and buy a drink or pop to the
loo, you should expect a crowd of low-lifes to be crowded around her.
Which again, is another excuse for you to get your ass kicked.
So I now come to my conclusion that, Reading is without doubt, the chav
capital of Great Britain
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Jambo
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Jason Iles
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Ojc
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The thing is there aren't that many modified cars in Tilehurst, not stupidly over modified ones anyway, I wonder who the writer is refering to 
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Half Pint
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A few Nova's tho 
[Edited on 10-07-2006 by Half Pint]
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dna23
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Pmfsl i had a fight in the ice bar..... was excellent night out have pics to somewhere
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ed
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I have been to Reading once. I wasn't impressed.
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dna23
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I quite like Reading tbh had some cracking nights out there  always trying to find ollie when i'm there but he's no where to be seen.
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ed
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I've been more than once thinking about it. The first time I git chased by a chav in a Fiesta all the way from the big car park to Maidenhead 
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dna23
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ed
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His was a 1.25 Zetec. Mine was a 1.2 Corsa 
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Ojc
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Was it a blue Zetec with silver sprayed bits on it?
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
Pmfsl i had a fight in the ice bar..... was excellent night out have pics to somewhere
Post the pics up, Ice Bar is where you go if you want to be 1. Bottled 2. Bottled 3. Bottled ...... and bottled.
Disgusting excuse for a club, when it was the Square it was superb, many a drunken nights spent in there. As luck would have it Ice Bar has now shut down 
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dna23
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pmfsl
I knew it'd be an entertaining night out as there was a riot van outside when we turned up about 8.30 locking some ppl up
Had many a cracking night in Reading but i've just this weekend found Bath  got some quality spots there... stayed at some mates manor was amazing  look...
beer....
and look at this thing i found on the train
she spilt her value cider everywhere then cried!!!
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ed
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Is this you doing your best Paul_J impressions?
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dna23
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who is Paul_J?
edit: this chap?
[Edited on 10-07-2006 by dna23]
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Jason Iles
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Your so sexy Sam rahhh
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dna23
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Your so sexy Sam rahhh
*mwah*
Just booked time off for the Pimps Vs Farmers rematch
I cannot wait to see you and the CS posse again... Raki time baby
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Jason Iles
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 Your coming as well
MAZIN 
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dna23
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the mighty pablo was around mine the other day.... he turned me to the dark side and convinced me to go up with him
I'll see you there
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Jason Iles
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Don't let him tell you pimps are better it's a lie
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jr
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Farmers win, as they have better hats/caps
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Jason Iles
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We have other special goods this year The re-match is on like Donkey kong
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dna23
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jr... will you attend?
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