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Joe
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4th Jul 06 at 11:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
a 30mw green laser pen that goes for 8 miles?




Wana go on a date?
Tom
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Don't buy her anything stu, take her for meal etc then talk about the fact you were thinking of buying her something but felt stupid
luisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Don't buy her anything stu, take her for meal etc then talk about the fact you were thinking of buying her something but felt stupid


Spot on. Like your style
stuartmitchell
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Don't buy her anything stu, take her for meal etc then talk about the fact you were thinking of buying her something but felt stupid


"didnt know her well enough yet"

fcuking ace Tom
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4th Jul 06 at 11:59   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I took my g/f to a McDonalds drive-thru on the first date. Worked a treat, can't get rid of her now
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
I took my g/f to a McDonalds drive-thru on the first date. Worked a treat, can't get rid of her now


PMSL
stuartmitchell
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
I took my g/f to a McDonalds drive-thru on the first date. Worked a treat, can't get rid of her now


did you let her keep the toy?
stuartmitchell
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had the date last night, mazin time, I got to the place early and bought a bottle of champagne, she was dead chuffed

missed the football though but It was worth it
Lynny
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10th Jul 06 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

cant beat a bloke surprising you with roses! shame it never happens
Tommy
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10th Jul 06 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tell her your gay, that will surprise her.
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
cant beat a bloke surprising you with rohypnol! shame it never happens


It does, you just never remember it
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
cant beat a bloke surprising you with rohypnol! shame it never happens


It does, you just never remember it


thats not funny, iv been drugged with that before
CorsAsh
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Sorry hon
Lynny
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its ok, was 2 years ago in town, nothing happened, last thing i remember was it being 10pm and i was in sam jacks, next thing i knwo its 2am and im waking up on my bosses floor
stuartmitchell
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quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
Tell her your gay, that will surprise her.


I think i did well, but thanks anyway
Steve
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10th Jul 06 at 15:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

bring out the crocodile shoes
CorsAsh
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stuartmitchell
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
bring out the crocodile shoes


should see my new jacket

binned the crocodile shoes
GT4Brody
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quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
I'm not a girl, but my feeling is that a lot of girls would be a bit put off by someone being so 'nice' on only a 2nd date. I have a mate like this and his longest ever relationship has been around 3 weeks!

Maybe just get away with it, if it was a special occasion like b.day, xmas of valentines, but not just for a date, esp. 2nd!

Nice meal, and good conversation will have her wanting more..


totally agree, dont wanna scare them off....meal is always a winner
Mav 3000
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10th Jul 06 at 18:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If you get her a gift on the second date she will expect one one every other date - don't make this mistake!
Tommy
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11th Jul 06 at 11:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Next one u wanna surprise her tell her u cant get it up unless she sings celine dion(spelling) while wearing pink washing up gloves and a firemans helmet.

If she does it u found a gooden, u could get her to do anything.
Carl
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Send her flowers before the date saying something nice. my mate does this saying he wants to take them out on a date, and he has a 99% fuck rate from it.
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quote:
Originally posted by mk4_astra
place your flacid penis on the table and show her the letters HME you have tatto'd in the middle, she will become even more surprised that when you become hard the word hammerite appears across your penis




soz to be a post digger, but this just made me rofl

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