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gooner_47
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   29th Jun 06 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?









































Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.
GREG 1
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29th Jun 06 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got that today on e-mail
Brett
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29th Jun 06 at 12:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
click > every@work > send
Kathryn W
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29th Jun 06 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Quite good that...
Jake
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29th Jun 06 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that was worthy of a nasal laugh.
mwg
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29th Jun 06 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you dont move then you wont hit anything cos your all travelling at the same constant speed so your not in any danger



yes I know it was meant to be a joke but its a really crap one
Tom B
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Jambo
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Brett
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29th Jun 06 at 12:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
If you dont move then you wont hit anything cos your all travelling at the same constant speed so your not in any danger



yes I know it was meant to be a joke but its a really crap one


I'd call a pig as big as your car in front of you a dangerous situation

Not to mention the low flying chopper on your ass
mwg
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29th Jun 06 at 12:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that sort of thing is an everyday occurance isn't it?
Jason Iles
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I like that one
Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
that sort of thing is an everyday occurance isn't it?


Didn't realise jokes had to be everyday occurances TBH.

 
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