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JadeM
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A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for my birthday." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."

So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?"
"Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head twice and says, "Go talk to your father."

Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday." The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head 4 times and says:"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies,"I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you German bastards!"
Jason Iles
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Brett
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Andy GSi
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Conway563
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Tom
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Quality

Col, who's on ze decks in your pic?
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Quality

Col, who's on ze decks in your pic?

Looks like Norman cook but that's a guess
Tom
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I was thinking that

I want it to be someone cooler tho
Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Quality

Col, who's on ze decks in your pic?

Looks like Norman cook but that's a guess




Yeah think it is , he allways has sets like tht witha big screen behind him
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Tom
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JadeM
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Fatboy slim at Loch ness 2006...............I was there

Heres the set for anyone that wants:

http://www.megaupload.com/nl/?d=KD3DWCSN

Fatboy Slim Live @ RockNess 2006

FATBOY SLIM - PRAISE YOU (INTRO)
FATBOY SLIM - RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW (REDANKA'S MIX)
SWITCH - A BIT PATCHY
FATBOY SLIM - LOVE ISLAND
?????????????????????????????
SHAWN EMANUEL - SLOW IT DOWN
ARMAND VAN HEDLEN VS TOM SELLECK - MY MY MAGNUM PI
HOXTON WHORE VS CREAM - SUNSHINE OF MY LOVE
YOUNG PUNX - YOUNG & BEAUTIFUL
GNARLS BARKLEY - CRAZY (KARL G REMIX)
SIMAIN MOBILE DISCO - HUSTLER
FLAUNT IT -DJS - IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE
FATBOY SLIM - EVERYBODY NEEDS A 303 (REMIX)
GORILLAZ - FEEL GOOG INC (REMIX)
MASON - EXCEEDER
JAYDEE VS DONNA SUMMER - PLASTIC LOVE
FATBOY SLIM - STAR 69
THE AUTOBOTS VS SCREWFACE feat NAIGATOR - BURN
ARCTIC MONKEYS - WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN (KARL G REMIX)
THE AUTOMATIC - MONSTER (NORMAN COOK EDIT)
BOB SINCLAR - WORLD HOLD ON (CHILDREN OF THE SKY)
BACKSTAGE SLUTS - WAITING FOR MY MAN
ARMAND VAN HELDEN - MY MY MY
ELTON JOHN - ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE (MYLO MIX)
BOB MARLEY - COULD YOU BE LOVE
FATBOY SLIM VS GORILLAZ - DIRTY GANGSTER
FATBOY SLIM VS BEYONCE - CRAZY PRAISE

Happy Days People
Tom
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28th Jun 06 at 11:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
good effort.

I think i'm gonna make an effort to go creamfields this year
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
good effort.

I think i'm gonna make an effort to go creamfields this year


Creamfields is superb. It right near where i live this year as well.
Jason Iles
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God I rock Saw the fatboy at Glastonbury one year he was awsome
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
good effort.

I think i'm gonna make an effort to go creamfields this year


Creamfields is superb. It right near where i live this year as well.


I know it's halton isn't it?

I could've gone just over the way to speke for last x amount of years but now gotta go to cheshire
Nismo
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28th Jun 06 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
Fatboy slim at Loch ness 2006...............I was there

Heres the set for anyone that wants:

http://www.megaupload.com/nl/?d=KD3DWCSN

Fatboy Slim Live @ RockNess 2006

FATBOY SLIM - PRAISE YOU (INTRO)
FATBOY SLIM - RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW (REDANKA'S MIX)
SWITCH - A BIT PATCHY
FATBOY SLIM - LOVE ISLAND
?????????????????????????????
SHAWN EMANUEL - SLOW IT DOWN
ARMAND VAN HEDLEN VS TOM SELLECK - MY MY MAGNUM PI
HOXTON WHORE VS CREAM - SUNSHINE OF MY LOVE
YOUNG PUNX - YOUNG & BEAUTIFUL
GNARLS BARKLEY - CRAZY (KARL G REMIX)
SIMAIN MOBILE DISCO - HUSTLER
FLAUNT IT -DJS - IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE
FATBOY SLIM - EVERYBODY NEEDS A 303 (REMIX)
GORILLAZ - FEEL GOOG INC (REMIX)
MASON - EXCEEDER
JAYDEE VS DONNA SUMMER - PLASTIC LOVE
FATBOY SLIM - STAR 69
THE AUTOBOTS VS SCREWFACE feat NAIGATOR - BURN
ARCTIC MONKEYS - WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN (KARL G REMIX)
THE AUTOMATIC - MONSTER (NORMAN COOK EDIT)
BOB SINCLAR - WORLD HOLD ON (CHILDREN OF THE SKY)
BACKSTAGE SLUTS - WAITING FOR MY MAN
ARMAND VAN HELDEN - MY MY MY
ELTON JOHN - ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE (MYLO MIX)
BOB MARLEY - COULD YOU BE LOVE
FATBOY SLIM VS GORILLAZ - DIRTY GANGSTER
FATBOY SLIM VS BEYONCE - CRAZY PRAISE

Happy Days People


Listening now sounds good , i love his glastonbury sets myself

Cant belive hes not got Waterman in there thats normally one of his favs
Dom
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28th Jun 06 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
good joke

aye, fatboy slim is a leg-end, seeing him at global this year - but its a shame that they stopped his brighton gigs!
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28th Jun 06 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my joke is worse
mav
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carnoisseurcraig
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I was there too.... Defining moment of the whole event was when the whole place lit up white and the words boomed out over the speakers......

WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL, IS IT A MONSTER IS IT A MONSTER!!!!!

Fucking legend!!!

 
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