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Jambo
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THese tickled me:

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made



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[Edited on 27-06-2006 by Jambo]
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them


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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them


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and:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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like the roundhouse one
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them


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thats brilliant
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Chuck Norris CAN smell what The Rock is cooking.
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Brilliant selection Jambo.

Am grinning like a fool now.

 
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