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Andy GSi
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: Shropshire, Drives 2.0l 16v Corsa
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26th Jun 06 at 10:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the
doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of
his penis are broken and there's nothing he can
do unless he's willing to try experimental surgery.
The doctor tells him that they can take the muscles from the base of a dead baby
elephant’s trunk, insert them in the base of his
penis, and hope for the best.
The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought
of never having sex again is even scarier so he decides to go
ahead. The doctor performs the surgery
and about 6 weeks later gives him the OK to "try
out his new equipment".
The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at
dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants.
It becomes completely unbearable and as he figures no one
can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this than the end of his penis pops out of
his pants, slithers across the table, grabs a bread
roll, and disappears back into his pants.
His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, and then
gets a sly look on her face.
She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a pained expression on his
face, he says "Probably, but I don't know if I can take
another bread roll up my arse!"
Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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26th Jun 06 at 10:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gone round on the email that one
Reedy
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Location: Hammersmith
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Planty02
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nik
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Kathryn W
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Liam
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Location: Stafford
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abdus
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Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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26th Jun 06 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not bad
SetH
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ROFL
Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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26th Jun 06 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
!!!!!!

 
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