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marklaruk
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23rd Jun 06 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is it the bee that rips its guts out and shits everywhere after it has stung u?
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
quote:
Originally posted by jake
B-tec

National?


why ruin my joke with college based certification?!?
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sorry

it was the first thing which popped into my head when you said B-Tec
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same
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Ive raced loads of wasps, used to be absolutely petrified of them, but now i just run away as they chase after me.
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
I just tried and OMFG i could almost keep up well impressed


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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Wasp type R FPMSL


With variable Wing timing


and variable sting rate
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Originally posted by Bram
I was in the gardent the other day and this wasp came up next to me. I only had Cica trainers on and he was looking at me like "why don't you get some decent kicks".

Anyway off we went up the path and needless to say I left him for dead!!!!!!!

We both stopped at the big tree. You should of seen the look on his face! Priceless!!!!!!

OWNED!!!!


FPMSLROFLMCAO
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24th Jun 06 at 09:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fucking pissing myself laughing rolling on floor laughing my cunting arse off

vids?

[Edited on 24-06-2006 by Steve]
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24th Jun 06 at 09:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
best thread ever

steve did it have a BEE STING aerial
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[Edited on 24-06-2006 by CorsAsh]
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
fucking pissing myself laughing rolling on floor laughing my cunting arse off




Indeed sir.

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Ash, why does your Bee have pink outriggers?

And what is he ''laffin'' about?
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It's a bee based on Ian.

Laffin because its a funny thread and wearing a pink shellsuit as all good scousers do.

[Edited on 24-06-2006 by CorsAsh]
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
fucking pissing myself laughing rolling on floor laughing my cunting arse off




Indeed sir.



i asked for vids
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Sorry Steve. I am vidless.

I am honest though and a good witness, so you can trust me as a reliable source of information/evidence regarding laughter scenarios.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
It's a bee based on Ian.

Laffin because its a funny thread and wearing a pink shellsuit as all good scousers do.



Gotcha.

Didn't realise it was a shellsuit, thought it was some form of supportive structure or craft.

So he's a Scousey Bee then?

[Edited on 24-06-2006 by SVM 286]
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Yes, maybe I should have added a stolen radio to emphasise that fact
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or a car on bricks in the background
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See normally I'd have gone away and done that immediately, but I just can't be bothered PS doesnt turn me on as much any more
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i wouldn't mind racing a wasp against a moth, but it just not gonna happen, need a daywalker-moth
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
daywalker-moth


He's half moth, half wasp. His mother was stung by one of the stripey mothers when she was pregnant with him.
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The film could be called 'BULB'
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Wasp type R FPMSL


With variable Wing timing


AFPMSL

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