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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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14th Jun 06 at 09:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
I have loads but some shouldnt be posted...

Once when i first met Gaz we always just to mess around and park up, and we went down to this place where no one hardly goes apart from lorries now and again and a couple of people in cars going to the factory that was down the road...

We started fiddling, and i ended up doing things to him, and i couldnt see anything.. so he was left to look for cover, when the next minute some men were saying to him ''Take her to the pub instead mate, thats not the way to treat her'' or something along the lines of that..




Kathryn i dont get that story, where was these men at the time and where was you and Gaz?
Kathryn W
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14th Jun 06 at 09:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by d_jay50
quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
I have loads but some shouldnt be posted...

Once when i first met Gaz we always just to mess around and park up, and we went down to this place where no one hardly goes apart from lorries now and again and a couple of people in cars going to the factory that was down the road...

We started fiddling, and i ended up doing things to him, and i couldnt see anything.. so he was left to look for cover, when the next minute some men were saying to him ''Take her to the pub instead mate, thats not the way to treat her'' or something along the lines of that..




Kathryn i dont get that story, where was these men at the time and where was you and Gaz?


Sorry..

Me and Gaz were in his car, and then men were riding past on their bikes
--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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14th Jun 06 at 09:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this thread just serves to outline how poorly people on here use the English language.

Disgusting. I was having trouble reading half of these.
Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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14th Jun 06 at 10:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

With an ex...we were on the train coming back from somewhere and were getting a bit frisky. She didnt want to go too far on their (it was full!) so we rushed back to hers, got into her room and she got ontop of my while I was sat on her sofa. We still had most of our clothes on and were going at it when her sister walks in, my GF just sits there on me like nothing is going on trying to get rid of her. She goes out not knowing any different and we carry on!

With the gf...we came in from town to her parents house at about 2.30am and start to have sex in the kitchen then decided to move upstairs. Get half way up the stairs when we start at it again! 5mins later we hear a door open upstars and her Dad walks from their rooms, past the top of the stairs and into the bathroom. We just stayed there as didnt want to make any noise incase he heard us. He comes out and goes straight back into his room without noticing us, leaving us to carry on.

Dont think Ive ever actually been caught in the act. Just before and just after but never during!
Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
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14th Jun 06 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
got caught going down on a turkey, just quickly put clothes back on and drove off.


you can be put in jail for things like that



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