Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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I've been here 3 1/2 months and people just spend all day violently farting!! Sometimes I'm sure they're following through! Theres one guy now making some right noises, whole office is pissing themselves!
If I go in to another office and come back, as soon as I open the door the smell hits you!  
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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i fart frequently
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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whats an office?
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
whats an office?
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
Location: FLAP CENTRAL
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Germany flags in mine
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M16KE B
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Registered: 24th Feb 04
Location: Stirling
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no matter how bad my office gets, i just remembr the first 4 years of my working life spent living on building sites - now thats an education office people!
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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I spent 8 years on the shop floor, the office guys swear more and are generally more disgusting!
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M16KE B
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Registered: 24th Feb 04
Location: Stirling
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I spent 8 years on the shop floor, the office guys swear more and are generally more disgusting!
and are generally more fun? YES!
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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This is my office. It's quite big so if somone farts you don't notics it much.
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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farting is great.
We all fart in our office, some more than others, and alot of staff from the workshop pop in to chat to us and fart too.
farting is great 
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
Location: With AK
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the woman in the office next to mine is disgusting....she farts and burps and swears all the time
She swears at the phone every time it rings...I think she forgets that she's a secretary and that's part of her job
she smokes heaps and every now and then it sounds like she's about to cough one of her lungs up onto her desk.....and most of the people that phone think that she's a man
i dont like her much
[Edited on 08-06-2006 by Fee AK]
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote:
Originally posted by Fee AK
She swears at the phone every time it rings
Lad behind me does that, then answers it really politely
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
whats an office?
*From Oxford Dictionary:
"A small, box like room with one door and one window, a pc with windows 98 and a desk to keep pictures of loved ones and trophies from golf* tournaments, Where someone spends 8 hours of their day (-1/2 hour lunch break to drink cold coffee/smoke).
*Golf 1: Very nice VW motor vehicle.
*golf 2: A 'Hobby' where you strike a ball into a hole. Its not a 'sport' because you don't sweat.
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