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Author Script from 'Snatch'
Jake
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6th Jun 06 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not a video, but anyone who's watched it can use their imagination

Bubbe, I probably know a lot you don't.
He's bad to the bone, ain't you, Tyrone?
Of course I am.
Tyrone'll drive for us. He's done a rally driving course.
Of course I have.
I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Your seats?
Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
While I'm at the wheel, it's my car...
...so stop that dog dribbling on my seats. All right?
I can't believe you found it. Where'd it go?
It went back to the gyppos.
Shut up. And how could it find them?
Well, I don't know. I'm not a dog, Sol.
Ask him.
It's like he's a fucking homing beacon.
Steady on the brakes.
I thought you said he could drive, Sol.
Don't worry about me. Just worry about that dog on my seats.
All right?
What?
You said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
Don't worry about Tyrone. He can move when he has to.
Worry about getting us a gun.
What's that?
This is a shotgun, Sol.
It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
- I want to raise pulses, don't I? - You'll raise hell, never mind pulses.
That does not look like a bookies.
Why'd we stop here? What's the matter with that space over there?
It's too tight.
Too tight?
You could land a jumbo-fucking-jet in there.
Leave him alone. He's a natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?
Of course I am.
A natural fucking idiot. Tyrone, what've you done?
Yeah, Tyrone, what have you done?
Look, you hassle me, you see what happens.
It's all right. No, don't move it now.
People'll see the damage. Why'd you do that?
I didn't see it.
It's a four-ton truck. It's not like it's a packet of fucking peanuts.
It was at a funny angle.
It's behind you, Tyrone.
Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.



[Edited on 06-06-2006 by jake]
TIMBO1
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6th Jun 06 at 22:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol , this is the funniest part of the film , some of the lines are genius
Jake
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6th Jun 06 at 22:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

funniest part of that has to be when he struggles to get out the car and Vincent says "You said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?"
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6th Jun 06 at 23:01   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that was hilarious it was a massive rover V8, nd tyrone still barely fit
Tom B
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6th Jun 06 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quality film
K2 GTi
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6th Jun 06 at 23:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

legend film!
--Dave--
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Funniest bit for me in this film was when they were asking Bullet-Tooth (Vinnie) to get the Crystal out of the dog... went something like

The dog. The dog must have had it.
Now then, let's have a look, shall we? Tony.
What? - Look in the dog.
You mean, "look in the dog"?
I mean, open him up.
It's not a tin of baked beans. What do you mean, open him up?
You know what I mean.
That's a bit strong.
I don't know about this.

Robin
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7th Jun 06 at 11:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i havent seen it
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
i havent seen it


you're not male
Carl
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7th Jun 06 at 12:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i love that bit! "Course, i am"
Matt H
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7th Jun 06 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"It was a funny angle"
Tom
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this makes me want to watch it
matt10i
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
"It was a funny angle"


the way he says that too, so frustrated.



"lemmie get the bi-nock-u-lars out"

[Edited on 07-06-2006 by matt10i]
corsa5dr
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7th Jun 06 at 12:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--


Funniest bit for me in this film was when they were asking Bullet-Tooth (Vinnie) to get the Crystal out of the dog... went something like

The dog. The dog must have had it.
Now then, let's have a look, shall we? Tony.
What? - Look in the dog.
You mean, "look in the dog"?
I mean, open him up.
It's not a tin of baked beans. What do you mean, open him up?
You know what I mean.
That's a bit strong.
I don't know about this.




mark_gsi
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7th Jun 06 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what a mint film snatch is
DarrenGSi
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7th Jun 06 at 16:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

'dont you worry bout him, he can move when ha has to!'

quality
MatthewR
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true legendary film
Ally
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7th Jun 06 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i love that film
All Torque
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7th Jun 06 at 22:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by matt10i
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
"It was a funny angle"


the way he says that too, so frustrated.



"lemmie get the bi-nock-u-lars out"

[Edited on 07-06-2006 by matt10i]




I also like BrickTop: "I don't care if hes 'Mohammed I'm 'ard Bruce Lee"
Greg W
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
i love that bit! "Course, i am"



Me 2.

Love the bit with tommy and turkish.

Who took the jam out of your facking donut?!

Quality film.

 
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