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Mark Petty

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Registered: 26th Jul 01
Location: Bournemouth Drives: Suzuki gsf600
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26th May 06 at 11:31

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I aim mine onto the taps so that the missus discovers it when she's cleaning them

You should spunk all over her shampoo bottles

[Edited on 26-05-2006 by loafofbrett]

funny, but sick

someone I know who was in the army spunked into a shampoo bottle for his mate to use.
He used it and he never knew what was in it

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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26th May 06 at 11:32

I spunk up my tiled walls, then use the shower to clean it down the plug hole, immense satisfaction in this IMO IMO TBH.

Haimsey

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Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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26th May 06 at 11:32

quote:
Originally posted by Mark Petty
someone I know who was in the army spunked into a shampoo bottle for his mate to use.
He used it and he never knew what was in it

oh mother of jebus

Marcy Marc

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--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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26th May 06 at 11:32

quote:
Originally posted by Mark Petty

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I aim mine onto the taps so that the missus discovers it when she's cleaning them

You should spunk all over her shampoo bottles

[Edited on 26-05-2006 by loafofbrett]

funny, but sick

someone I know who was in the army spunked into a shampoo bottle for his mate to use.
He used it and he never knew what was in it

Brett

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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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26th May 06 at 11:33

Altho this has no relevance to the topic

The best two things mates have done at parties:

1) Saw an open twix in the fridge so shoved it up his ass and placed it back on the shelf

2) Got the butter out and wiped his nob all over it then placed it back

Sick wanker

Mark Petty

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Registered: 26th Jul 01
Location: Bournemouth Drives: Suzuki gsf600
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26th May 06 at 11:35

quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey

quote:
Originally posted by Mark Petty
someone I know who was in the army spunked into a shampoo bottle for his mate to use.
He used it and he never knew what was in it

oh mother of jebus

very wrong wasn't it.
I wander if it did anything to his hair

Ojc

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26th May 06 at 11:35

I would have eaten the Twix.

--Dave--

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26th May 06 at 11:35

PMSL

Mark Petty

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Registered: 26th Jul 01
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26th May 06 at 11:35

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Altho this has no relevance to the topic

The best two things mates have done at parties:

1) Saw an open twix in the fridge so shoved it up his ass and placed it back on the shelf

2) Got the butter out and wiped his nob all over it then placed it back

Sick wanker

That is seriously sick especially the twix up his ass

--Dave--

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26th May 06 at 11:40

imagine putting a twix up though, they're not exactly smooth are they....

On that note, one of my football mates admitted (whilst he was plastered in a pub one night) that he liked to shower and put his finger up his bum

From then on our left back was known as 'Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers'. I even bought some and took it to a game, we all had a chocolate finger before the match

Cybermonkey

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26th May 06 at 11:40

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I got a blow job this morning and was late

JadeM

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26th May 06 at 11:42

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'add a nob of butter'

Brett

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26th May 06 at 11:51

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
one of my football mates admitted (whilst he was plastered in a pub one night) that he liked to shower and put his finger up his bum

I know what i'm doing when I get home

Ojc

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Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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26th May 06 at 11:53

I used to like anal intrusion from a index finger (not myself) but I find the smell once its been removed kinda off putting.

Brett

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26th May 06 at 11:55

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I used to like anal intrusion from a index finger (not myself) but I find the taste once its been removed kinda off putting.

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