Ojc
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This website just made me spit a moutful of water I had in my mouth into my bin at work, I was laughing so hard everyone thought I was crying
What a way to end a Friday 
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/80saction/commando.html
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N90ATH
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pmsl thats fucking quality
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Ojc
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http://www.commandofans.com/
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N90ATH
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lol quality site  gotta love the bennet matrix ending the pipe is so realistic 
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gianluigi
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Oliver thats awesome
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CorsAsh
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Always thought Bennett looked like Freddie Mercury
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gianluigi
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Thats why I always thought Bennet was gay
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CorsAsh
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Read the Predator one too, it's even better
http://ruthlessreviews.com/80saction/predator.php
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But in truth, my all-time favorite, without a doubt, is, "If it bleeds, we can kill it." Obviously some sort of anti-menstrual reference in the world of gay utopian fantasy.
[Edited on 19-05-2006 by CorsAsh]
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CorsAsh
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Oliver, this site is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on the internet, thank you so much...
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/movies/v/violateeveryhole.html
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Seeing as how Jamie’s turd-cutter appears to have taken more hits than Mohammad Ali, this part of the scene tends to give one the impression that he is staring down the throat of a decapitated bull.
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the way I see it, any girl with the word “Angel” tattooed on her stomach has no more pristine an ass than someone who gets their medical checkups from ET.
ROFLMFAO
[Edited on 19-05-2006 by CorsAsh]
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Ojc
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Oh its awesome, I ran out of time at work reading it all, I will proceed now to finnish
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Ojc
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OMFG I realised what the review was talking about PMSL @ Turd cutter
What about this
"Brian might dream of starting a joint called “Cocktails & Dreams”, but it is Doug’s polished cheeks that he really wants to open, and he unnecessarily runs through a stable of chicks before realizing that when in doubt, go with your gut. Alas, Doug commits a particularly messy suicide late in the film, denying Brian the love affair that always beckoned at the surface. As Reagan’s decade came to a close, Cocktail was in many ways a summing up; a closing chapter for an era of unspoken masculine fears that took the long road around the phallus, diverted at the sphincter, and found a safe haven in nihilistic violence directed at the Soviet Union"
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CorsAsh
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It's the wording that makes that site so special, inspired.
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