JadeM
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>Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick
>packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the
>picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
>When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me
>the bottle opener."
>
>"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."
>Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle
>opener??"
>
>Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home
>without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but
>he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
>
>After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives
>that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets
>off down the road at a steady pace. Twenty days pass and he still
>isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.
>
>Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a
>promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a
>Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from
>behind a rock and shouts........
>
>"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT FCUKING GOING!"
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That tiggled me