nik
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God awful things..Those who, inexplicably, own one of these godforsaken mobile pits of hell can look forward to the following:
Holidays in the UK.
Crapping into a chemical bucket next to your bed, which, in turn, is also the dining table.
Eating tinned mince & boiled potatoes.
Getting into the 'caravan spirit' - meaning that other 'caravaners' get to come round to your pad and drink your booze, rob your calor gas & let their kids crap in your chemical bucket.
Meeting likeminded enthusiasts on the middle lane of motorways at 50mph on a Bank Holiday and then slewing fatally back and forth across all three lanes at the first hint of a breeze.
A sticker that says you have been to Llandudno.
Bonding with 'non-caravaners' on a quiet country roads - traffic will slowly build up behind your 'rig' and the drivers will wave their fists and honk their horns in admiration at your mode of transport.
Please discuss.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Agreed  static one would be ok for like one night 
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M16KE B
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Registered: 24th Feb 04
Location: Stirling
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caravans eh?
thats all i got to say!
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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is BIG round here, Essex countryside, most of the houses i drive past have a posh caravan parked up
is gay, only good if you take it fishing for a week
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nik
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
is BIG round here, Essex countryside, most of the houses i drive past have a posh caravan parked up
is gay, only good if you take it fishing for a week
Or is that most of the houses around there are caravans?!
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antonOO2
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Registered: 17th Sep 02
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My parent have static one on a waterpark with jetskis and the like .It cost 30 odd k and has all the mod cons and is connected up to the the sewage and water mains and that.It neva goes on the road though as it is huge more like a home.
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
is BIG round here, Essex countryside, most of the houses i drive past have a posh caravan parked up
is gay, only good if you take it fishing for a week
Or is that most of the houses around there are caravans?!
quite the opposite, they all rich folk, not really got streets, just odd houses here and there
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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I think caravan's are good depending on the area that they are situated in...
Can have a nice little break for a reasonably cheap cost aswell...
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nik
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When I think caravan, I think white Transit van. I also think knackered J plate Mitsi Shogun import, one fat hairy tatooed arm hanging out the window, oversized wing mirrors that when walking down the pavement could tango slap you at any given time and screaming kids in the back. Just why do people do it? 
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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I hate caravans
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antonOO2
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
When I think caravan, I think white Transit van. I also think knackered J plate Mitsi Shogun import, one fat hairy tatooed arm hanging out the window, oversized wing mirrors that when walking down the pavement could tango slap you at any given time and screaming kids in the back. Just why do people do it?
Your hatred is towards touring caravans then?totally different to static caravans these pikeys you talk of could not afford one.
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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I would not ever go near a portable caravan..
Only a static one as these are luxury.. well sort of
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Laura
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Leven, Fife
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i prefer camping.
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antonOO2
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Registered: 17th Sep 02
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Very similar to my parents ,but i dont have actual pictures
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nik
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quote:
Originally posted by antonOO2
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Originally posted by nik
When I think caravan, I think white Transit van. I also think knackered J plate Mitsi Shogun import, one fat hairy tatooed arm hanging out the window, oversized wing mirrors that when walking down the pavement could tango slap you at any given time and screaming kids in the back. Just why do people do it?
Your hatred is towards touring caravans then?totally different to static caravans these pikeys you talk of could not afford one.
No I know, the only static caravan they'd have would be their mobile caravan sat on bricks in their council estate
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antonOO2
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by M16KE B
caravans eh?
thats all i got to say!
 
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Mum and Dad had a static one when we were kids. Used to go up at the weekends. In the Cotswolds I think. Great fun
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