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boyracer2002
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17th May 06 at 18:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sorry if a repost

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4639771121

[Edited on 17-05-2006 by Ian]
Joe
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17th May 06 at 18:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

there has only been on ginger in it and no confirmed gays
boyracer2002
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17th May 06 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



The winning bidder will also receive a deflated football, an empty milk carton, a finished bottle of engine oil and three out of date bottles of the world's cheapest fizzy drink (I think they may be called panda pop...),

Q: hi i was just in the middle of cooking a rabbit stew when i noticed i didnt actually have a rabbit could you possibly find the rabbit hit with mateys claw hammer and send it to me as i am now quite hungry thanks
13-May-06
A: I'm not a middle-man. If you want to meet rabbits, I believe there are agencies available. Cooking them a stew is a nice touch though.


Q: Hi, would it be okay if I came around and kicked the tyres?
13-May-06
A: By all means. Although they might kick you back.





[Edited on 17-05-2006 by boyracer2002]
Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
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17th May 06 at 18:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

'Jeremy Clarkson said (using his wanker voice)he'd like to touch it with his penis'

gotta love some ppl
boyracer2002
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17th May 06 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pmsl the questions are awesome

Q: i will swap ye my bird for yer car min!! she maks braw mince an tatties!! i will throw in her zimmer if ye supplie an air freshener wi it
12-May-06
A: Will you supply an air freshener with her?


Q: Does this beauty have SatNav fitted?
12-May-06
A: It did up until it told me to 'turn right now' about thirty seconds before that photo was taken.

Q: Serves you right, you bloody lunatic! You nearly bloody well killed me! Regards The rabbit
13-May-06
A: Watch where yer fuckin going, the next time you cross the road ye little bastard.


Q: You say one Ginger - how Ginger? Flame red would put me off, Deep Red/Brown wouldn't be too bad!
12-May-06
A: He's a deep red I would say. Try to imagine a red squirrel on fire.



[Edited on 17-05-2006 by boyracer2002]

[Edited on 17-05-2006 by boyracer2002]
Rich H
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Registered: 26th Oct 05
Location: West Sussex Drives: E46 M3
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17th May 06 at 18:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Q: Hi,Does the motor come with a set of oars? Its just that it looks like a right boat!! Alan
A: No. Do you come with a bush and a pair of flaps? It's just you sound like a right cu....!!!

That one made me laugh a lot I love it when classics like this pop up on ebay!
JM_16v
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Registered: 17th Oct 05
Location: Essex Drives: GLC63S
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17th May 06 at 18:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Q: Oh yeah, I knew there was something else I wanted to ask. What Does Jeremy Clarkson say about this car? If he likes it then I'll bid, he's great.
14-May-06
A: Jeremy Clarkson said (using his wanker voice)he'd like to touch it with his penis

£139
Ry_B
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Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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17th May 06 at 18:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMSL @ the questions
Ry_B
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17th May 06 at 18:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Q: Hi I work for Aberdeen Social Services and I think this rabbit may be a known trouble-maker; can you furnish me with more details of the incident so that we can begin proceedings for the issue of an ASBO against him? Colin1
12-May-06
A: He was about 8 inches tall, light brown hair, and huge ears - pretty hetro looking chap. I can confirm that he is not the same rabbit that was seen running around the bridge of dee roundabout on Saturday.


SVM 286
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17th May 06 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by boyracer2002
sorry if a repost

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4639771121

[Edited on 17-05-2006 by Ian]


''...no confirmed gays''
Sam
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17th May 06 at 19:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by boyracer2002
Try to imagine a red squirrel on fire.


Liam
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17th May 06 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This guy has done this before i think, hes a legend certanly made my day better, as it was shoot 10 mins ago

 
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