JadeM
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> THE BACON TREE
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> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close
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> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".
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> "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".
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> So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune,
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> and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
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> bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you
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> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
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> "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage?
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> We ees in the desert, don'forget"."Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a
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> meerage that smell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
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> "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....
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> "Ees, a Ham Bush
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mwg
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I like Bacon
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Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
I like Bacon
I like ham, and I like bush......
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Jambo
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Thats fucking terrible but made me laugh out loud
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SXi_Tim
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just laughed everyone looked at me in the office , thats terrible
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Mather.16v
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Location: Stockport
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that is such a poor joke but
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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Quality
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