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Author Boredom causes this......
J da Silva
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7th May 06 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices
that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!
CorsAsh
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7th May 06 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh that's wroooooong
James
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7th May 06 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
repost of a repost
J da Silva
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7th May 06 at 13:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by James
repost of a repost


DUZ DIS FACE LUK BOVVVERRRD?
duffman
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7th May 06 at 17:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jamie Walby
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7th May 06 at 17:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
quote:
Originally posted by James
repost of a repost


DUZ DIS FACE LUK BOVVVERRRD?


Pics, then we will decide!
CorsAsh
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7th May 06 at 17:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think it looks bovvered
J da Silva
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CorsAsh
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7th May 06 at 17:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hmm, maybe not bovvered, more "perturbed"
J da Silva
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7th May 06 at 17:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
hmm, maybe not bovvered, more "perturbed"


Disturbed you mean.
CorsAsh
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7th May 06 at 17:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That too
Ry_B
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7th May 06 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@ the joke
Jamie Walby
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7th May 06 at 18:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@ the pic........

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