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SteveW
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3rd May 06 at 13:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
One day all the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.



"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and theblood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge !!
Tom
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that's very very bad
SteveW
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3rd May 06 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im sorry
Jake
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bad, but true.
Mark1984_SRI
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so very true, such wisdom
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Kathryn W
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Andrew
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW

The asshole is usually in charge !!


So true Stevo.
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I like that

 
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