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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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1st May 06 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.




One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.






The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!

























Tomato!!!

























Lettuce!!!


























Tomato!!!


























Lettuce!!!























Tomato!!!
























She screams.

























Lettuce!!!






























Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!















PULL IT OUT NOW!!!












I can't get pregnant!


















Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
Scoty B
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Registered: 14th Feb 06
Location: East Kilbride, Glasgow 1873
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JM_16v
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All Torque
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mattyross
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SetH
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dragged that one up from the archives m8
craig_brux
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1st May 06 at 21:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
old...lol
Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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quality
Kathryn W
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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