Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
User status: Offline
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Honest  
And before you ask, I've got plenty of work to do thanks.
What do get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.
What do you get if you cross a river with a bike?
Wet socks.
What did one blondes leg say to the other?
Nothing, they've never met.
What do you say to a blonde Irish woman?
Nothing, try to avoid at all costs.
What do you call a blonde with a hearing aid?
def n dum
What's the difference between a blonde and intelligence?
Who knows?
What's the difference between looking stupid and being stupid (if you're female)?
Hair dye.
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