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T5POL

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18th Apr 06 at 20:12

Has anyone got any short and witty texts I could send to a mate please? Have ran out of a few I had.

Cheers

Fear

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18th Apr 06 at 20:20

get bent

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18th Apr 06 at 20:31

Call him a Jew.

Fear

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18th Apr 06 at 20:33

ask him to thank his mum for last night

ssj_kakarot

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18th Apr 06 at 20:37

tell him your having sex with his father

Ry_B

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18th Apr 06 at 20:39

Born_corsa02

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18th Apr 06 at 20:40

Tell him the reason hes got no biscuits to go with his tea. Cos every time you fook his mum she gives you a biscuit.

Sam

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18th Apr 06 at 20:46

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Call him a Jew.

Haimsey

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18th Apr 06 at 21:46

send blank messages

send a blank message
then when they reply "what was that meant to say?, it was blank"
send another blank one
and so on

Marcy Marc

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chr15barn3s

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18th Apr 06 at 21:59

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Call him a Jew.

thats what i do

Haimsey

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18th Apr 06 at 22:04

quote:
Originally posted by chr15barn3s

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Call him a Jew.

thats what i do

you rhyme too

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Robin

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18th Apr 06 at 22:05

and so do you

dave17

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18th Apr 06 at 22:24

send him a mms of your anus

Toby

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18th Apr 06 at 22:33

a wise man once said 'u should always treat your women the way you treat your acum cleaneer, when it stops sucking change the fucking bag'

Matt H

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18th Apr 06 at 22:38

"Your dads ass tastes of nigger spunk"

Or

"Your mum smells like teen spirit"

Russ

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18th Apr 06 at 22:39

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaB4ever
a wise man once said 'u should always treat your women the way you treat your acum cleaneer, when it stops sucking change the fucking bag'

wise men dont usualy use proverbs with expicit language in

Butler

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18th Apr 06 at 23:14

quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
and so do you

I dont

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