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at his womanbeating best:
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pwned - dont fuck with chuck!

[Edited on 18-04-2006 by dna23]
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
pwned - dont fuck with chuck!
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How sweet, Chuck is a true gent,

He gave her a little lady punch just to calm her down, rather than the full-on punch of death or roundhouse kick that he reserves for male opponents.

I had no idea Chuck was such a feeling person.

She probably succumbed to his charm as a direct result of the punch and allowed him to power fuck her.

She would have been the 30th woman he punch seduced and power fucked that day.
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LMAO @ SVM

"power fucking"
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Quality SVM!!!
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I love chuck
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I have been known to use the 'Power Fucking' before now.

It is a very effective technique when applied correctly.

I haven't used it in conjunction with the 'Punch Seduction' though.

I'll leave that to Chuck as he is the expert.

Also, if you use the technique without first obtaining written consent (in blood) from Chuck, he will find out.

He will then visit your house in the dead of night and appear silently at your bedside while you sleep.

He will then 'Punch Kill' you.

So best to get his permission or just not bother realy.

[Edited on 18-04-2006 by SVM 286]
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I don't know who you are SVM, but you're my hero for tonight
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Too kind Ash.

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chuck doesnt sleep he waits
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however chuck has never visited glasgow

 
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