Rich_J_Williams
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Registered: 15th Aug 05
Location: Coventry
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If women were football teams............
Manchester United- Catherine Zeta Jones: Once was very good to watch but
now faded, unexciting and owned by an American geezer.
Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But
could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a
declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good
seeing to.
Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted
above their ability.
Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily
assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've
sneaked the occasional admiring glance.
Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an
embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you
came, please.
Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
drawback.
Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous
sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any
good?
Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with
expensive foreign implants.
Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the
back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher
level.
Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big
hit they had years ago.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look
great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to
all that painful whining.
West Ham - Vicky Pollard: Nothing more needs saying as a teams fans
speak for themselves - Chav's in Chav's clothing
Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last
team on earth
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
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do you think women are just objects
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Rich_J_Williams
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Registered: 15th Aug 05
Location: Coventry
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This is what your signiture should read,
Disclaimer: I am not being boring, i Just dont have a sense of humor. Am i the only one?
Mate i recieved an e mail and thought it was funny, so passed it on!!! I did not make it up so i could feel better about myself and being male!
If everytime i post something you are going to make a boring comment just dont bother seriously!
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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^^^^
that reply was funnier 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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westy ham is funny
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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funny
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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not really, its false, chelsea nice to watch? arsenal better before foriegners, man utd boring?
n***er please
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
do you think women are just objects
still coming out with the same old bollox....
classic
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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Daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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--Dave--
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how goes it Kerry?
I'm off home now for copiuos amounts of beer and to watch the football. I will be poorly tomorrow 
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