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SteveW

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28th Mar 06 at 14:11

sorry but i have been thinking of the Simpsons and Futurama jokes. the proper geek jokes.

Bender having a nightmaer and it looks like the MAtrix. lots of 1's and 0's flying around.
he wakes up screaming and says " It was horrible there were ones and zeros everywhere.. and i think i saw a 2"
Fry "No it was just a dream. 2's dont exist"

and also when Bender is reading from the Robot Bible.

"010110 101001 011100 1101110 (for ages) then 00102"
PMSL

and in simpsons. Prof Fink..
when trying to get the attention of all the other scientists in the conference..

"PIE IS EXACTLY EQUAL TO 3"
they all gasp and and go silent

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28th Mar 06 at 14:15

Computer Cluuuuuuuuuub. I am a self confessed geek though

Pablo

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28th Mar 06 at 14:17

Indeed funny

SteveW

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28th Mar 06 at 14:18

im a geek.. and im proud of it too

PROUD GEEK

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28th Mar 06 at 14:23

Being a geek means your clever.

SteveW

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28th Mar 06 at 14:26

"i am so smart. i am so smart. S.M.R.T..... i mean S.M.A.R.T"

Jambo

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28th Mar 06 at 14:28

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
"i am so smart. i am so smart. S.M.R.T..... i mean S.M.A.R.T"

Awesome quote

Proffeser frink:

"just a second while the gas chromatagraph, progresses the answers.."

"and the secret ingredient is......... LOVE!? Whos been screwing with this thing??"

Pablo

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28th Mar 06 at 14:31

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28th Mar 06 at 14:45

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
"i am so smart. i am so smart. S.M.R.T..... i mean S.M.A.R.T"

mav

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28th Mar 06 at 16:46

this thread is full of geeks so wonder if it should be in 'geek' day

drax

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28th Mar 06 at 17:59

Im a geek, took one of those IQ tests, and remember having my IQ written down on the register at school, 129

Gavin

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28th Mar 06 at 17:59

i like being a geek

pew pew pew pewwwww

flash22

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28th Mar 06 at 18:33

your not a geek unless you have tee shirt with.......

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

On it

[Edited on 28-03-2006 by flash22]

Ry_B

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28th Mar 06 at 19:39

Geek day

[Edited on 28-03-2006 by Rcb]

mav

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28th Mar 06 at 19:54

doesn't have to be in geek day as it's about jokes not PC / phone etc related

mattyross

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28th Mar 06 at 21:40

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
"PIE IS EXACTLY EQUAL TO 3"
they all gasp and and go silent

always makes me laugh

All Torque

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28th Mar 06 at 21:54

quote:
Originally posted by flash22
your not a geek unless you have tee shirt with.......

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

Lisa "only person in a million would get that"
Frink "yes, we call it the 'Dennis Miller Ratio' "

Jake

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28th Mar 06 at 21:55

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque

quote:
Originally posted by flash22
your not a geek unless you have tee shirt with.......

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

Lisa "only person in a million would get that"
Frink "yes, we call it the 'Dennis Miller Ratio' "

i dont even know who dennis miller is, but i still laughed at that.

drunkenfool

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28th Mar 06 at 22:35

There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't

James@CCC

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28th Mar 06 at 23:12

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't

I REALLY shouldnt have found that funny

Marc3_astra

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29th Mar 06 at 00:39

if you think binary is cool hexadecimal will bart your world

SteveW

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29th Mar 06 at 08:25

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't

PMSL

nice one matt

drunkenfool

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29th Mar 06 at 10:17

this is the way of the geek stevey! Oh yeah, can u U2U me your mob number please, got a new phone cos my old one is being detained

loo_goblin

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29th Mar 06 at 12:25

i am a geek for finidng that funny

also its 'pie is exactly 3.14'

i got the binary question right at the pub quiz the other day lol

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