Rileysport
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Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: West Yorkshire
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ChuckNorris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
ChuckNorris believes what goes around comes a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
You can't squeeze blood from a stone... but ChuckNorris can.
ChuckNorris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.
Inspired by the movie Alien vs. Predator, ChuckNorris has begun work on a screen play tentatively titled, "Alien, Predator, Frankenstein, Wolfman, The Mummy and a Whole S*itload of Vampires vs. ChuckNorris."
ChuckNorris is the reason the participants of the Special Olympics are special.
The reason there has been so many different Batman's is because ChuckNorris kept killing them off.
When ChuckNorris is smiling, he just killed your dad.
The helicopter was invented after ChuckNorris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
ChuckNorris sank the Titanic with a slow-motion roundhouse kick because ChuckNorris can't stand that Celine Dion song.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from ChuckNorris. Not to be outdone, ChuckNorris invented the car accident.
Much like the sun, ChuckNorris will cause blindness if looked at for prolonged periods of time.
ChuckNorris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
The only reason the American military forces are still needed in Iraq is because ChuckNorris is not in the American military forces.
ChuckNorris can take a dump while standing.
The world population divides into two groups, those who fear ChuckNorris and ChuckNorris.
ChuckNorris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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chuck norris CAN beleive its not butter
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JadeM
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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quote:
Originally posted by SRi-Co
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from ChuckNorris. Not to be outdone, ChuckNorris invented the car accident.
FPMSL
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Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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ChuckNorris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
LMAO
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