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3CorsaMeal
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22nd Mar 06 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you sneeze...

can feel that something flew out of mouth/nose = lump of snot

and you don't know where it went

am scared to press all the buttons on keyboard now, might find a slimey one
VegasPhil
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Sounds like a disaster

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Andrew
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I have to take me sneezes easy cos my ribs still hurt from when i was sick 2 months ago
gianluigi
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i once sneezed when i was serving a customer at work, i had a hand full of snot, and no where to wipe it

I had to pretend nothing came out
Corsa_Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
i once sneezed when i was serving a customer at work, i had a hand full of snot, and no where to wipe it

I had to pretend nothing came out


CorsAsh
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Did they not realise when you dumped a soggy fiver in their hand
Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Carl
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
i once sneezed when i was serving a customer at work, i had a hand full of snot, and no where to wipe it

I had to pretend nothing came out


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I remember back when I was about 11, my uncle had this brand new laptop (before they were as common as now) and we were stood looking at it's beauty and power...

All of a sudden I sneezed and snot went all over the keyboard and he screamed
3CorsaMeal
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^^^ excellent
CorsAsh
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Has anyone ever sneezed whilst going down on a lady? Can't imagine that would be pleasant
3CorsaMeal
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sneezing while having a wee
Jason Iles
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The line has been crossed Ash thats rank
Kathryn W
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I love sneezing Feels nice...

Although i often sneeze with my mouth open and all spit goes everywhere... not very nice
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
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The line has been crossed Ash thats rank


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The line is just a dot to me

Imagine it though "aaaaachh-squelch" Go on, imagine it
stuartmitchell
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I think she might like it

Tom
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depending on the bird u may not notice if anything comes out
SXi_Tim
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22nd Mar 06 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
straight up

 
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