Liam
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I remember this, still gald no1 has my number 
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JessKate
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My dad once text me asking me if i was gay, as i had gone to a gay club with my lesbian mates
As i was drunk, i replied, " Daddy dont be silly, I could never be a lesbian, I like cock too much"
Things were a bit awkward with him in the morning!
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Tom
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PMSL 
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Jason Iles
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ROFLAO
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Conway563
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I've just read through 13 pages + it was all worth it FPMSL
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Liam
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@ Jess
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JessKate
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quote:
Originally posted by LiamD
@ Jess
He replied to that text with " dear god how much have you drank"
So i rang him from the toilet cubile to let him listen to me being sick, then cry, then tell him i loved him!
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Kif
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quote:
Originally posted by JessKate
quote:
Originally posted by LiamD
@ Jess
He replied to that text with " dear god how much have you drank"
So i rang him from the toilet cubile to let him listen to me being sick, then cry, then tell him i loved him!
I can remember you telling me that
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JessKate
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The problem is, now he feels comfortable enough with me to talk about topics that shouldnt be mentioned between father and daughter, i.e sex toys, porn and masturbation!
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poole
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This thread is mint!
JessKate just tell him hes too old and wouldn't understand 
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SXi_Tim
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quote:
Originally posted by JessKate
The problem is, now he feels comfortable enough with me to talk about topics that shouldnt be mentioned between father and daughter, i.e sex toys, porn and masturbation!
Does he ever ask for demos?
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JessKate
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quote:
Originally posted by poole
This thread is mint!
JessKate just tell him hes too old and wouldn't understand
He wouldnt listen! This is the man who gave me a pack of condoms when i was aged 12 and told me to be safe!
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Liam
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PMSL!
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