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Author Joke
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
User status: Offline
18th Feb 06 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice
insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would

be beneficial, he decided to change careers and

become a mechanic.



He found out from the local technical college

what was involved, signed up for evening classes,

attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached,

the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and

completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to

find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an

error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't

want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding

result, but I wondered if there had been an error which

needed adjusting."



The instructor said, "During the exam, you took

the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of

the total mark. You put the engine back together

again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."



The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an

extra 50% because you did all of it through the exhaust pipe ."




 
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