Rileysport
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Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: West Yorkshire
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1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
3. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
11. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell"
12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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wait for it
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Rileysport
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Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: West Yorkshire
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REPOST 
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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still funny though
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
[Edited on 10-02-2006 by dave17]
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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quote:
Originally posted by SRi-Co
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
I txt this one my gf last time it was posted.
Sent her the first line and she thought I was being nice so got a nice reply, then sent the second line
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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do you not have any nice ones?
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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What do we need nice ones for, the nasty ones do the trick nicely
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